Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I borrowed my adopted mom's laptop and found out that either her, my dad, or both of them, have been trying to research legal ways of un-adopting me and giving me back to the foster care system. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my parents said that we're moving back to Los Angeles. I'm so fucking pissed off because in the couple of years since we moved to a tiny town, I've become a different person and love my new life. This is just completely undoing everything I've been through and they won't let me move in with my new best friend. FML
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
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hedgehogs 0
This is awful. I hope you find some other adults that you can be close to and take an interest in you. Please remember that this about them and not you; it's their selfishness and neglect, not because you are not a worthwhile person. I am so sorry to hear this.
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
well, once they settle there, send them a big box of cookies, make them yourself, add whatever you wish to add.
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Comments (183)
xTeehee 0
Awhh Poor You :( It will Be Okay Though :) x
Starchild21 3
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Wow they basically thought of you and said "**** It..." What bastards. Good luck! ____________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
monotoko 5
Awwww, Thats one of the worst FML's iv heard... Im sorry, i hope your okay and wish you luck :) And im from selby boarding school, North Yorkshire, lmfao :P
pedobearsstalker 0
I reccomend jumping out a window
warriorcatluvr 0
yes I agree with one. but at least u won't live ass hole parents anymore!
missmontreal97 4
lmao srsly rlly sorry though it'll be okay :)
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
well, once they settle there, send them a big box of cookies, make them yourself, add whatever you wish to add.
Maddoctor 10
i.e. arsenic, mercury, or rat poison. That should just about do it.
Maddoctor 10
Woah, that was definitely not the comment I responded to. It freaking disappeared. Something about baking cookies and sending them to her parents with some added ingredients...
mylifestoryy 6
lol that was number 7 you're looking for xD
dudeitsdanny 10
Rather fitting, though, isn't it? Messed up posts sometimes work out for the best
Maddoctor 10
Sigh...the comment reappeared. That's the one thing I hate about this site; the comments float in and out of existence.
fawfulster 11
Wow, you're really mad! I suggest putting some alleric shit like nuts and laxants.
u_killed_kenny_ 0
nah just some nasty shit that will make em sick for a few days, that will show em
ToastyXD 0
Arsenic = rat poison I believe :P
Rawr100 0
or razorblades and nails
phizxe 0
wow
Lisa89 3
Don't take it personally. Seems your parent's are selfish..
Mahyar 2
damn that sucks.
KirsT_Bee 0
Bit harsh isn't it! Did they not even offer to take you with them??
amberceleste 0
6! sry u auld make them an apple pie with a secret ingredient
joqez 0
reminds me of "Hyde's" (that 70's show) special brownies xD on topic: OUCH, FYL double time for having the most ****** up people as parrents
michelleJ11 25
7th*, Sorry* you* should*
Suzi_d16 27
Really? You corrected their post but missed that they misspelled the word “parents”?
hedgehogs 0
This is awful. I hope you find some other adults that you can be close to and take an interest in you. Please remember that this about them and not you; it's their selfishness and neglect, not because you are not a worthwhile person. I am so sorry to hear this.
sarcasm_ftw 0
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you don't know that it's not because she isn't a worthwhile person.
penizulaface 0
.... she is a child. her parents are responsible for her wellbeing no matter how she acts because they had her. its immoral to abandon a child without reason and out of personal ease or whatever.
hedgehogs 0
Yes, exactly. Certainly in the U.S., it's also illegal.
ForShame 0
You can give a kid up for adoption in the US. She did say she got a foster mom, they didn't just leave her on the streets or something. Not that I'm saying it's ok; this is definitely the most ****** up FML I've ever read. I'm sorry manksy :-( FYL indeed.
EffYoLife 14
i agree...it doesnt matter how she acts. whether shes bad or good, its up to her parents to take care of her. and if she IS bad, its her parents' fault for not raising her correctly. wow theyre awful parents all around. they should get in some kind of trouble for that.
JDiz83 0
wow what an awful thing to say. shame on you
Big_Boss026 0
He/she's right.
daydreamstar 7
hug for the op? just do your best and reach for the outer rim of the solar system :)
Towelie_31 0
There are a lot of things i feel could help the op at this point in time, i don't think that becoming an astronaut is one of them...
FMLenV 0
*hugs* for the OP. This really, really, REALLY is one of the biggest FMLs I've ever read. I'm sorry. :( But at least you won't have such jerkish parents?