Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HelpMe1
Jakarta, Indonesia
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
fird
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
I don't wanna…
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Anonymous
Everyone is replaceable
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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Silly_Lilly6969 23
Wow that's really immature of him. But congrats on killing the Boss!!
CammyGal 26
Threaten back to sue him for wrongful termination! Also, minecraft is a kickass game
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Comments (142)
_GoodGuy 11
OP, SSSStop playing with your boss
Coolaidegirl 18
well if u think about it u cant really say no, kinda like if ur boss adds u on fb
HeadlessSparrow 20
Well he's your boss...
Dracoboxer357 36
15- Yes, yet another asshole who may not think twice about abusing his power over others for any reason he feels slighted over. Just what the world needs. :P
Ultimate_No 7
I don't see how playing any game with your boss could end well.
jenn1808 16
Agreed. Keep work and play separate.
BusinessTurtle 8
Unless of course, you work at Achievement Hunter.
perdix 31
You certainly don't know business etiquette. When you play golf with the boss, he gets mulligans, the ability to kick his ball out of the rough and 10-foot putts are "gimmes." When you add up the scores, he always wins. Sure, it's not fair, but would you rather work or play golf? Learn to lose while making it look good. That's a critical skill in "business gaming."
McNikk 15
Guess it's time for the boss level.
Jacksparrow72 21
Give him Diamond armor and a diamond sword. That'll change his tune.
Coolaidegirl 18
dont frget to enchant it!
suicidehacker21 8
Tell him you got accepted too minecraft university and rub it in his face then quit your job
micahdunk 13
I hope you weren't wanting a raise....but congrats on beating him!
RedPillSucks 33
What? No "Like a Boss" jokes?
8KAGE8 8
I expected a few myself
anmolm97 12
OP won because he didnt play like the boss....like the boss not applicable...
TheJester12 15
The fact that you can play mine craft with your boss makes me jealous of whatever you happen to do for a job.