Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HelpMe1
Jakarta, Indonesia
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
fird
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
I don't wanna…
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Anonymous
Everyone is replaceable
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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Silly_Lilly6969 23
Wow that's really immature of him. But congrats on killing the Boss!!
CammyGal 26
Threaten back to sue him for wrongful termination! Also, minecraft is a kickass game
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Comments (142)
ManicGypsy 22
So, threaten to kill him again if he does?
greenfishbait 19
That's pretty lame that he would threaten to fire you. Hopefully he was joking. Minecraft is amazing though!
Tavers 19
I'm tempted to ask if your boss is Geoff Ramsey?
Lordalucad 9
You gotta be more specific. Is your boss Geoff Lazer Ramsey?
BigJoeZD 16
You deserve so many more thumbs-up.. This was (supposedly) even in Texas as well which is where the RT office is isn't it? It must of be Gavin. It's always Vav
IvantheGuy 2
Its gotta be Gavin, i cant think of any other situation where your boss would be playing MC with you :)
ryan112 12
ROFL! My best friend kicked me from his server because I not only had a huge forest fire right beside his castle but I laid dynamite around the outside wall and blew up his glass building and his castle wall! This is too funny OP!! FYL because your boss can't be mature enough to take it like a man! :)
error404n0tf0und 21
it's tnt not dynamite
error404n0tf0und 21
or trial nitro troluine
karlcolt45 19
looks like you're a know-it-all.
karlcolt45 19
or smart ass
karlcolt45 19
plus it's trinitrotoluene. I'm a smart ass too XD
Tman04 2
I love minecraft but next time set a forest fire
davek 36
Why are you playing Minecraft at work?
alycion 39
Just because op is playing with the boss doesn't mean it's at work. I use to play games with one of my bosses in the evenings.
drizzy11 18
Minecraft sucks
bubba2match 2
you totally deserved it
tararochelle 18
Never show up the person in charge of your paychecks. Lesson learned?
Skittlezluva 6
Your boss is an immature asshole
blazingxlynx 2
AH employee? lol