Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
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Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Top comments
firelegend 17
What the hell is wrong with your mother in law
feven 32
Mother-in-laws causing trouble since the beginning of time
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Comments (132)
Allnightampm 18
Wow
buckstop1 37
There are too many new comers anxious to get the first comment.
it_must_be 7
Could just, I don't know, maybe lock the door. This isn't New technology. Ydi
givemediamonds 7
49 maybe there wasn't a lock on the door and how could they have known anyways
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
if you have a toddler you know
Teyros 24
@49 She didn't deserve it... Her mother in law is just a dick. I lock the door on my bathroom even when no one is home. I guess I'm just paranoid like that.
nohalo91 13
Wow how horrible
igive 29
Yeah it is. I'd forbid her from visiting my house again.
Iwannarock1 19
I would of gave her the option to delete the pic, or get out.
MehNameIsJuan 15
Wow
fmlsams 27
After the first two commenters, I think we were wowed enough.
MehNameIsJuan 15
when i commented there were no comments at first
StephWALKER 17
Sounds like a fun joker to me.. Just sucks to be on the other end of it.
IeYasuru 3
Can't exactly blame them for an accident. Sucks though.
MrConcise 35
You can blame them for being dicks.
hunterjumper88 8
how is that an accident?
assassinbanana0 20
Pulling out your phone, taking a picture of someone and putting it on the internet isn't an accident
IeYasuru 3
I was talking about to two year old you ******* fools. guess I should've clarified.
TallMist 32
First of all, calling people "fools" on here is NOT a good way to get your comments up voted and avoid being buried. Second of all, while you're talking about the two year old, we're not. Third of all, for all we know, you're just using that as an excuse to cover yourself when you really did mean the mother-in-law in the first place.
feven 32
Mother-in-laws causing trouble since the beginning of time
mwali02 32
Or monster-in-law... This woman sounds awful. Hope OP keeps the visits few and far between! And go ahead and report the photos, so that they can at least get deleted from Facebook... Mild damage control. Hang in there!
howsthisforaname 34
Can you press charges for that in america? You could get her prosecuted in England, the more the picture shows the tougher the sentence.
Tthug 34
It probably doesn't show anything. Because facebook has a policy against nudity. It's just embarrassing. This is why you always lock the door.
dicamillo27 11
don't press charges. that's kind of a low blow. just get her back!
JustinJK 21
Pressing charges over a joke... It's like we've never seen people go to the bathroom before. Way to be a wimp.
iRambo 12
Really, when you have kids, basically you can't lock the door.
IDONTLIKEYELLOW 2
It is possible to sue because of this. This person should press charges
firelegend 17
What the hell is wrong with your mother in law
slingerslasher 24
The problem is that she is a mother in law.
Fierce_Cat_ 15
True, that there is probably something wrong with OP's mother-in-law, but couldn't this entire thing have been advoided if OP just locked the door?
cameosurgeon 16
I think the issue is more that the mother in law took the photo and posted it on Facebook. OP shouldn't have to lock the door. The situation is kinda embarrassing, but it wouldn't have been a very big deal of it weren't for the photo.
JKPwnage 27
There's a reason that "motherinlaw" is an anagram for "womanhitler"
mistress_paz 30
Your MIL is so classy.
dreamful_artist 14
It's your mother-in-law, what do you expect?
inz002 6
Upvoting this! Terror of mother in laws is real.