Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
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Top comments
Iwashere12345 0
didn't you know enough about those when you were 15 to not do that?? O.o
mmichealaa 0
if i were her i would've just laughed.. it's not really that bad
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Iwashere12345 0
didn't you know enough about those when you were 15 to not do that?? O.o
pimpcakes2 11
Hey, it works though, right?? Who cares!!
TheMasticater 9
I'm trying to comprehend how this isn't a YDI
wolflover44 5
His nose must be pretty damn big...
L3Paparazzo 7
meh thats cute .. unless u still do it
SunDropGirl 0
16 only if he's using large ones otherwise the light are pretty small
omgcookeys 15
tampons hurt when they're in your nose... damn nosebleeds.
CattyPurry 0
49 lml how would yu know?? hmm lol
SpicyDuck 22
Maybe a lot of people do it cause it works.
weewee1 0
wait wait SHE asked you out? maybe you do need tampons after all
juicedboi 7
At least your not efficient at stopping nosebleeds. Some people use tissues, while others have toilet paper. But you just get out a tampon and your set for a night on the town. But seriously, who cares? You were a kid, and yes 15 is still a kid for those 15 year olds hating me now. Besides a bet she laughed and that was it. More of an FML for the tampon IMO. 61- Lol you made my day with that comment.
vikingbisongirl 0
Well, tampons are really absorbent...
ThEKID96 4
Hey if it works for you then who gives she probably didn't take it as a big deal. What you should be worried about Are the baby pictures.
SteveTheJanitor 6
They helped the guy on She's the man
SamBaBam98 0
61- thts kinda sexist
smellymellyy 7
83 youre so pretty :)
Overseer211 1
why did a girl ask a boy out
Exeedingmango 0
Well, Tampons are used to be stuck up a hole and to stop bleeding.. They didn't say which hole
asianinvasionn6 0
LOL she's the man! :D
Imrussian24 2
Well actually they do. When you open a box there's usually a pamphlet about how to use them. With graphic pictures as well, mind you.
NateOBreezy 0
like
Repethetic 25
to all those who commented on his use of tampons... tampons were invented to plug up bullet wounds. there is nothing e wrong with being inventive with their usage.
joeyl2008 29
Get with the ******* Times 61
ZombieKing1215 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You let HER ask YOU out? *look of shame*
cucumberfabulous 7
Some guys are really shy. Like my older brother, the girl will usually always have to make the first move. It shouldn't just be guys asking out girls anyways.
Sithis23 0
I'm a really shy guy and even I know that's lame!
shaubygal 11
now that's debatable lol
SunDropGirl 0
33 tehnically they could it would just make a bigger mess haha
skullman870 1
Oh ya, can girls pee standing up? Lol
Lil_Killah 0
Thats perfectly normal
getviolated 5
the only reasonable explanation for it is that he went down south on a girl and she didn't know where to put it, so being a GENTLEMAN he offered his nose for storage.
AJG2222 0
your pretty sexist girls can ask guys out too!
hatepineapple 14
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw it in, One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, One to blame men for not changing the bulb, One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men, One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
barnmaster98 5
nope they have a special thing so now girls can Piss standing up too.... it's like a funnel :p
welandedonthemoo 5
Lol nice
welandedonthemoo 5
90 lmao
ovechkinisbeast 9
Feminists, who cares about them or what they have to say anyways.
wat11115 0
men are scientifically better than women
takeapieandrun 9
I was barely able to thumbs up 90 on my iPod.
killerweakness 0
your brother sounds like a bitch.....
amunozfml 0
same here
mrbobmarley4 8
Just stop
SaniK 17
What's wrong with a girl asking a guy out？I would be flattered
hatepineapple 14
Hey, some girls are into that.
MrBoredGuy 1
Where?!
hailphire130 0
Wherever that place is, I would get all the ladies.
HelloNoora1 0
his username says tamponface
justmyswag 9
I wouldn't care if a girl asked me out. If a girl knows what she wants, then she should make the first move. I ain't down with all these roles and shit.
MrSexyPants 14
They only do that in movies, bro!
sxe_beast 11
Apparently in R/L as well.
smellymellyy 7
props to your pic ^
iluvfmls456 0
like in "she's the man"!:)
takpaan 6
lol not necessarily. if its put in movies then the idea came from an actual incident. generally
Ahlph 0
Red red wiiiiine!
catielady1216 0
yessssssssss
mmichealaa 0
if i were her i would've just laughed.. it's not really that bad
SugarCrazy 14
I know. I would've laughed, too. If it bothered her enough to make her leave, she's the one with issues.
irokyoursox 6
Why would you do that just get a tissue
broomhildo 19
Ever get a tissue soaked? They aren't that absorbent. Tampons are.
HondaKidd 5
8 you sir, are a loseR
nickmeier1 4
You sir, are a lose.
Jacobt24 19
that sir was a fail
Glitterhinoceros 14
I can honestly say, that's a genius idea
rcrawford13 0
I'm 6'1" just saying
DMIN11 4
well im 6'2"
Al_HyLo 5
I'm 6'4"
zaveeshaveesh3 7
I know a kid who stuck a tampon up his butt. He's weird. :/
x_messyjessy_x 0
Same!! was he a boy? The guy i know is and that's even weirder lol
likerawrandstuff 0
They Said HIS Butt So Im Guessing Its A Guy. :P
skullman870 1
My friends stuck a cheesy up his butt xD
maz_irken 6
I love your icon xD
cheer4ever96 8
#53...what's a cheesy????
emmanizzer 6
yeah i think his name was kenny and he's a third grader on this show calldd south park....
killerweakness 0
He's a fagget....
farhil 14
He's tend to be male...
Piinkdottx3 5
how about that kid that shoved the remote up his ass? haha
zaveeshaveesh3 7
The greatest feedlot kid! That video is hilarious
cakeeater123 5
well sticking tampons up your butt is not exactly normal