sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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Cromlech 12
First step to becoming a serial killer?
GreyDiaries 10
ohmygod. what happened to the hamster???
allison12197 23
Well considering it was microwaved, chances are it's dead. I would hope it's not, but it probably is.
Dabombr 11
The sad thing is, if it isn't dead, it would be very close to it and presumably in lots of pain. That sucks even more for OP (and the hamster).
Coeliacchic93 21
I read a news report a while ago about someone who microwaved their hamster and it survived but had serious burns so needed to be put down ASAP. (they were charged with animal cruelty) I honestly don't know what was going through that kids head....
Vampyro90 3
microwave him before he kills a person...
KatyLarae 13
And where were you when this was happening...?
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe outside or something. Eight-year-olds should not need constant supervision.
randomperson961 7
Well today is Friday the 13th so it could mean a new serial killer is born
monkeyy100 15
FML for the hamster D:
Dabombr 11
Hmmm, I smell a rat... Never mind, I guess it was a hamster.
more4me 27
Dexter ?
kaitlindarenee 9
poor hamster. get your son some help though
buckdharma 38
If he was trying to make a ham stir fry, he's doing it wrong.