sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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Yolandababy2 14
And then they get older and become serial killers
Greenbear118 5
A Dexter in the making!
ericcrash 13
But without a code, he may end up on the Dexter's table.
trellz17 19
Did you stop him before it was killed? If not make him clean it up.
BossMindedFemale 20
That's traumatizing and psychological abuse. I'm sure the child didn't mean to harm the hamster. He was probably just curious as to what would happen. Though it wasn't very smart of him. Poor hamster. I hope nothing did happen to it.
leary96 15
Curiosity killed the hamster?
bahamut357 16
And having to clean up the resulting gore from an exploding hamster wouldn't be traumatizing to OP? nope. Screw that. Time for a new microwave altogether. I for sure wouldn't be able to keep it together.
BossMindedFemale 20
I'm sure an 8 year old would suffer more from cleaning up the gore from an "exploding" hamster than OP would. But I agree, new microwave.
Faff 20
i think the boy should clean it uo by himself, kids need to learn about consequences
ihpp 22
f the hamsters life. poor thing.
toxic_walrus 15
Oh my GOD. Did you get it out in time??
martin8337 36
This is how Michael Meyers got started.
brianlarkin 7
I feel bad for your hamster, but oh my god how did you not notice?
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe OP was outside.
therealjc_fml 14
Maybe it was chilly.
Radayam 19
Too much Maniac Mansion.
Farmillionaire 8
Bloody hell.
Orl_Original 7
Taste like chicken
Edumcg 24
Put on a shirt please.