sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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CaptainSmith28 19
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I hope he has a video!
allison12197 23
You actually want to see that happening? That's...disturbing. Very disturbing.
wanted_2_want 40
"Mom, I cooked dinner!!"
PassiveAggresive 12
what? wait.... what?
Dabombr 11
Benefit of the doubt, right? I wonder if there is a way somehow the kid did this accidentally... Maybe he confused the microwave with the cage? Ok, jokes aside, I do hope that your son is okay (maybe the hamster too!) (ok, probably not the hamster D:)
tfios_baby 8
You should probably go see someone about your kid. ._.
Bob223746 4
Don't forget to get it a get well soon card.
infinitemonkey 21
You probably want to comfort him. This is the wrong instinct. He should feel very bad about this, even if it was somehow mistaken. He should learn that hurting another living thing feels terrible. Or, yeah, as other have said--have fun explaining your serial killer son when the news crews show up.
sassy2085 16
F@*k the hamster's life. May he RIP
rocker_chick23 27
Get him help. At 8, he is old enough to know what he did was wrong.
N3ssie 8
When I was 8 I didn't know any better and microwaved a lizard. I thought it would warm the lizard up since it was cold. I didn't know that it would kill the lizard. An 8 year old may know it's wrong to hurt things but they may not know everything that can cause hurt.
rocker_chick23 27
My son is 7 and when he put a fork in the microwave at 6,(baby sitter was watching him) I punished him and now he knows that non food items don't go in the microwave.
NoobLogic 1
seems to me that this kid just learned that lesson with an animal instead of a fork.
allison12197 23
That's a sign that your son is going to become a serial killer if he doesn't get professional help soon. You should probably find him a psychiatrist.