sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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Comments (193)
Bliepje 22
FHL, **** Hamsters Life
Axel5238 29
Why does an 8 year old not know this is wrong or what could happen? I feel more sorry for the hamster than anything. Don't give your kid anymore pets for the love of whatever god you may believe in don't and keep him away from sharp objects. Kids may not understand why it's wrong but they should no it is wrong by that age.
xMykiss 11
Did he eat it after?
Bacontree 14
so did you sue the microwave company?
dutchy86 20
does it have super powers now!?
moehearts 5
Microwave him... Jk lol
Aaron_Nathan 6
Thats was a quick FML
cookie1207 19
Keep an eye on him!
DrpY_MASTER 2
A similar situation happened to me! My 5 year old sister microwaved her cat
DestinyNiya 33
Wtf :O
PEGASUS2211 4
Putting a hamster in a microwave causes it to swell to a abnormally large size and then explode. This happens because microwaves work by making the water molecules in food vibrate extremely fast causing the food to heat. All the water in the hamster has the same reaction resulting in the hamster exploding.