sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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Sourpatch2010 7
Can you say Serial Killer status!!!! Who in the world kills their animals that way. Statistics state that serial killers personalities come to light in early childhood. 8 is the prime age. Keep an eye on him and get him help.
Ashfal 8
That's what i said! I didn't read all the comments sorry. Lol...but seriously....that kid needs to be punished and watched.
keerththana 13
HOPE YOUR 8 YEAR OLF FUKIN SON DIES. WTF you thinkin, "hes only 8" WHY THE **** would u get a pet if hes NOT FUKIN responsible. Honestly, **** your son.
lord_meloetta 20
That's actually really sad
Axipiter 24
Everybody knows you're supposed to make hamsters into Hamster Fighting Machines! What a waste!
itsme82 18
Where were you while your kid was murdering his pet? Eight years old is old enough to know better. Those who seem to think it isn't have issues.
Ashfal 8
Watch him closely. Serial killer in the making. Sorry :(
N3ssie 8
When I was that age I microwaved a lizard. She was cold and I thought the microwave would help her warm up. She warmed up all right. RIP lizard and now your son's hamster.
ill_Will23 8
I left a fork in there once. I saw pretty colors after 2 minutes.
brandinichole125 6
Oh no!! Poor thing :(
drivingmissdaisy 13
FML for the hamster