Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The worst
Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Shush
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Wedding from Wish
Today, my fiancé told me to quit my bitching and to just order a wedding dress off Wish. I'm willing to get an inexpensive dress and in fact I hate designer labels altogether. However, I draw the line at the cheap, poorly made crap from that site. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
You must conform
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
Kinda brought it onto yourself
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Top comments
ajourdhui 0
Bridezillaaaa
Rddvl 11
Maybe just buy another one you like at one of those dress shops last minute?? It's your wedding OP, make it memorable.
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Comments (87)
ajourdhui 0
Bridezillaaaa
Birdie_Sage 0
Fail designer, LMFAO.
aaahhhfire21 0
Noone to blame but urself sorry to say
blaackandprouud 20
I definitely pity you, but why didn't you speak up earlier?
linstar 13
Try eBay for a nice second hand dress?
kiran_fml 5
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YDI for choosing your dress so late
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Who said she chose it late? She could have made it a while back.
trollfaced 2
She designed it ahead of time, she found out she didn't like her dress one week BEFORE her wedding. I think you may have impaired vision, therefore, you shall get a pair of glasses! Or consider reading the FML again.
ladyLALAA 29
HE CAN'T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES!
kiran_fml 5
Oh...
godhatesyou777 3
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Your a dumb ass YDI
ariannaimelda 7
You're* You should know the correct grammar if you're going to go around calling people dumbasses.
peachesncreem 21
Is it just me or is there a trend happening? Go through some of the previous FMLs and you'll see people like #3 calling people dumbasses when they themselves can't even use the correct *you're. I know this isn't an English class but seriously people! I guess it takes a dumbass to know a dumbass :)
etharay 6
Could you please explain to me HOW OP is a dumbass? She designed the dress, true, but it's very unlikely that she MADE the dress - you don't know how long she's known that the final product wasn't to her liking- there's a good chance she JUST went for her final fitting. I'm honestly trying to see it from your perspective, but it's just not coming to me-care to enlighten me?
LoveMay 10
3- It takes one to know one.
godhatesyou777 3
Since when did fml become english class? Seriously people why does it matter? I misspelled a word omg i must be ******* retarded. Ftw and all you grammar nazis
cjwalsh86 0
Just like on that other fml you ****** enabler.
Rddvl 11
Maybe just buy another one you like at one of those dress shops last minute?? It's your wedding OP, make it memorable.
trollfaced 2
I agree, sometimes a person may not like what they have (OP's problem) but they look good with it on.
94yhy 8
I'm sure someone with a bad wedding dress is more memorable than good ones — it's unique.
Michaelsgirl04 9
^dafuq
irateyou 9
You've obviously never gotten married. Haha. Verrrrry few women will fit well into a dress that they buy off the rack. Alterations wouldn't get done within a week.
WCARlover 35
I don't really see how you could hate it seeing as you're the one who created it...
swampbaby985 30
Does that saying also apply to children you've made?
etharay 6
I've thought of SO many things that, in my mind, are AMAZING- but when reality rolls around, I realize that there's a reason I don't create things. haven't you ever had moments like that?
baileygirl88 8
Could be pre wedding jitters!! Don't second guess yourself...I'm sure you will look great.
littlemsweirdo 12
It's your goddamn wedding. It's your once in a lifetime chance. Why?! Don't ruin it just to save face!
beclaurela 18
In this day and age, it's not a one in a lifetime chance.
ladyLALAA 29
30, did you put yourself on urban dictionary? Because I know somebody who did that, embarrassing for him!
felisaa 5
YDI for being such an indecisive bitch. At least you have the luxury of making a custom dress some people don't have a dress at all on their wedding day.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Wear it anyway...
Trisha_aus 15
People stress way too much about the wedding..perfect dress..perfect shoes..perfect everything blah blah blah..the life after the wedding is far more important..just try to smile on your wedding day that's enough :)
littlemsweirdo 12
Exactly! OP probably is just so overwhelmed. It's just pre wedding worries, don't worry!