Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
A day to remember
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Go away
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Drama alert
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Zimmington 21
Never too late to be happy I guess
Ambient25 25
Just because you're old doesn't mean you lose the concept of what/who makes you happy
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Comments (42)
Cazz91 21
I don't see how this is exactly a fml moment for you OP. I can see it being a FML if your family is religious / against divorce or you didn't want them to divorce. Need some more details because this was about the celebration part that is ******* with your life. Did something happen during the celebration? There are reasons why your grandmother divorced your grandfather. Why not let her celebrate instead of choosing to still be upset with whatever went wrong that caused her to make that choice? I think that is a better alternative to negative feelings but everyone is different.
RayneSmytson 24
Just be glad it's not your parents...
kernelkat 16
I don't see what the FML is.
Dalleee 29
I feel sorry for your grandpa, can't be nice to hear abot that when you have had the same family and friends for many years.
Rhondaplp 11
How awesome is your grandmother
superman3212 8
can I join the party? wait... nevermind.. sounds like it wld suck.
brianna_98 6
Been there, OP. My grandparents got divorced in their 60s.
shaunr40k 20
my great grandmother did the same thing, i wanna say she was 89ish and lets just say that it was the most rational idea she was having at the time. my god the crazy sh*t she did
Wolfipoo 31
That sucks OP, when I think of old couples I think that nothing could pull them apart.
tyra8972 8
One of my friends has a gay grandpa. He was married twice and had children with both women before deciding he like men