Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma passed away the morning of my wedding a couple of days ago and my (soon-to-be ex) husband and so-called family all conspired to keep it a secret from me so as not to upset me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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DahkLohd 4
So, be happy that she didn't die?
TryptamineDreame 0
LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow
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Comments (95)
cloudy01 0
****
thefull9yards 4
his did that happen?
U_Go_Boom 0
oh so you can't celebrate a life because of a death?
kgraham21 0
Why would you make your girlfriend cancel her big party? Jackass.
USAF_girl 3
aww poor guy....maybe you will get lucky next time and she will really die. lol
DahkLohd 4
So, be happy that she didn't die?
Expertfail 0
exactly... your priorities seem a little out of line here, look on the freakin' bright side..
Ninjafriends 1
Talk about exposing yourself as a shitty person.
Bobissmall 13
Wouldn't you be pissed off if you thought someone died and they didn't...
DahkLohd 4
@34: Only if I truly despised the person. But if it were my grandmother, I would be thankful for the opportunity to spend more time with her.
monkeebalz 0
is that voldemorts **** face?
bobjoefredsky 0
EXACTLY! THANK YOU!
DahkLohd 4
@59: Yes, this is my O-face.
Mama_Umbridge 8
O
fistnazal 10
like oh em gee. what'r you gunna do?!¿¡
Autobot93 10
What language are you speaking?
drunkandfml 11
I don't think she's gonna understand that, 90. It's something like: like are you speaking a language¿!¿!?!
alexy0806 3
tell your grandma it was for the next time she die.
TryptamineDreame 0
LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow
reganera 0
hehehe
yuggi1 11
He was looking forward to the will.
EmoLittleBish 0
#7... your my hero! xDD
Doortje 30
Huh? How does this work?! Why did you think she died?
rockyraccoon28 8
grandma's going around faking her own death. you know. no big deal.
muchagente 5
but then.... are you really sure? maybe you check once more?
idonthaveanameok 0
Omg lolololoolollollol
UpsidedownKayak 9
So, what made you think she was dead and how did you mourn, did you go to her funeral? Who has funerals for people that aren't dead? How did you find out that she wasn't dead? **** her life, your girlfriend is the only person who lost out here. Quit crying and go apologize to you girlfriend for ruining her birthday.
BayBeezy 0
..apologize to grandma for killing her before her time, sheesh!
AustrianChaos 3
WTF? How is this a **** my life? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?? "Oh son - I have to tell you something... grandma died." "WHAT? Oh god, no!" *cries and mours* -several hours later- "Hey, son..." "*sob*sob*... yes?" "gotcha." *trollface*
NitroTonicsFML 4
lol
losadoll 0
because the girlfriend cancelled her big birthday party over nothing, so I suspect some shit is going down