Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Easier to light up on one big candle than 70 small ones. Good thinking!
grahmagog 14
I've said this before and i'll say it again, old people are awesome
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Comments (26)
oj101 33
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They must be out of their minds
munkyjunkie 7
They've reached 70, i think they can light up and be happy together.
Pleonasm 36
Easier to light up on one big candle than 70 small ones. Good thinking!
grahmagog 14
I've said this before and i'll say it again, old people are awesome
carry_on 19
This must have been so funny, I can only imagine what my grandparents would be like stoned!
zandalee 20
Mine would be funny as ****!
Fluffydemise 18
Did you join them? Sounds like they know how to paar-tay!
catanita 18
Did you bother to ask them if it was for medicinal purpose? :):):)
ozpunker 20
Oh you crazy grandparents.
Wizardo 34
The older you get the less you care, let them smoke that blunt and enjoy themselves, they sound pretty bossy to me...
PhotoSmith 25
This, and heart attacks are the reasons never to surprise old people.
ArcherMan2015 6
How is this an FML??