Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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Top comments
baseballdude1283 18
Wow...I am so sorry for you, atleast you can kill your wife....without getting in trouble.....in Sims....
kwyk 23
Games are getting a bit too much like reality
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baseballdude1283 18
Wow...I am so sorry for you, atleast you can kill your wife....without getting in trouble.....in Sims....
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yeah in Sims... but the real life bexclamationmarktch will still be breathing. Kick her to the kerb...on the other side of the street.
buckerado 19
OP should hopefully have that joint bank account and a few of her credit cards.Pull all the cash out of the joint account and then go on a shopping spree with her credit cards. Perfectly legal...
IStoleTheCookies 16
Sims is good for when you want to release some anger by making your enemy/ someone you wish to hurt and making their cyber life hell, but once i created my family on Sims then my Dad tried to light the fire and burned himself to death. Sad moment :(
Pikawhore 21
Put her in the pool and take the ladder away!
Han1156 23
Or lock them in the basement.
cloudsofneon 5
That's why you make sure they have at least 1 cooking skill and a smoke detector.
kwyk 23
Games are getting a bit too much like reality
Zimmington 21
Well, my Sim is a millionaire Rockstar with a wife, 3 kids, a dog, a turtle, and a girlfriend... I should've done more with my life *hangs head*
AurumPotestasEst 16
56: Yours only has one girlfriend?
freckleface221 19
The Sims are evil.
deusraps 8
put the wife sim in the pool, remove the ladder, feel a little better.
Sonfang 19
Only problem is if its Sims 3 they don't have to use the ladder anymore. But he could fatigue her with working out then put her in the pool.
applebramble 22
Or put her in a small empty room without a door . They rot haha
SolarFlare 20
Hmm now I finally understand why people play the Sims....
rocker_chick105 31
I personally trap then in the middle of tons of counters and one oven. I tell them to make something in the oven, then put a counter in front of it too. They can't get to the food and it will cause a fire... Something is really wrong with me..
hcollins1 18
40, I like to trap them in front of a fireplace and fill it up with stuff that'll the objects and the sim/sims burned. We're in the same boat. Haha
Zimmington 21
I don't trap my Sims I just starve them, delay sleep until they pass out, and don't allow them to use the bathroom or bathe. Until they shortly die from starvation or something. it's more sadistic.
punkyboy 11
you can still drown them in the sims 3 just put a brick wall around the pool and take away the ladder
FitForFun 11
You guys are ******* scaring me, you all have some deep murder issues that need worked out.
Dawnstempest 17
@83 Well... You can't spell slaughter without laughter. After reading these comments I will have to try out Sims 3 now.
sarahjanesmith 12
The Sims: giving sociopaths virtual release since 2000
Nasir_Jones 12
I think I need to start playing Sims.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Time to start playing the Sims again.
Holy_Schnikes 23
I build a small little walled in area in my back yard, put in a fire place and fill it with stuff, tell my neighbours to come over if I don't like them then walk out and delete the door after lighting the fire. Then I sit and wait.
Sonfang 19
Yes but at least in the Sims you can do some "evil" things to her. But for real OP I hope you two can resolve this, one way or another. Nobody deserves to be cheated on. No matter what she should have the balls to ask for a divorce if she wanted to go with other people.
Markus12 8
The only solution to cheating is breakup...
NagainaFier 16
If it's a one time thing and the cheater seriously regrets it, there's nothing that says the couple can't try to work things out. A habitual one though... :| However, I'm still firmly of the opinion that if you want to have sex with someone else, you really should break up/divorce the person you're with currently; NO ONE deserves to feel the pain of being cheated on.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
Seems like you need some changing to do
Shenannigoats 16
...What?
applebramble 22
Once a cheater , always a cheater . I'm so sorry it happened . I hope you're alright and divorce papers are being arranged .
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I hate that damn phrase. So just because I once was young and naive, I'm now always going to cheat on every girl I date? That's a pretty bold statement. Everyone ***** up once in a while, it's more about what you learned from that mistake instead of repeating it.
applebramble 22
Yeah , I know . But the message was to kinda give OP another reason to leave her . I know people **** around when they're kids . I know that so well . I know about giving 2nd chances but only if people earn it . First time is always a mistake , but the second time would've been a choice .
logankyng 15
Divine sign that it's time to let your wife go. Go ahead and get this out of the way so you can move on with your life...ain't nobody got time for that!
abbypoo 11
You realize you are telling someone who is probably still in love with his wife to just give up on years of marriage, right? I know that in our society, cheating is seen as the ultimate betrayal, but that doesn't change the fact that it is incredibly common. I am in no way siding with adultery, but I know from watching friends go through it that a divorce is not always the right answer. You have to realize that these are two people who built a life together. It takes a lot of hard work, but a marriage can recover from this. Obviously op will do whatever he feels is right, but there is no rule that says a marriage has to be over just because someone cheated. I certainly would like to think I would try to work it out with my own husband before giving up on years of love and friendship.
Caitie_kid 8
If my husband had sex with another woman, I think I would try to forgive him, but I don't think I ever fully could. More importantly I don't think I'd ever fully trust him again.
Zimmington 21
46- What's love without trust?
logankyng 15
Yes I realize that because I am recently divorced (4 year helliage). I believe that once a cheater forever a cheater just like once an abuser always an abuser. Trust is hard to obtain and too damn easy to lose. Their relationship has a slim chance of ever being healthy. But hey if you wanna stay with a liar, go for it.
jarrettd 27
Marriage in the 1800's
jarrettd 27
That comment was to 58
chuka81 27
It can read your mind, and it knows your story, it sees what you're going through...Yeah. Watch Desperate Housewives and feel even more horrible.
mimiminx 23
Im sorry to hear this OP. I can think of better ways to distract oneself from thoughts of a cheating wife than playing the sims! How about going out and seeing some real friends/ family?
abbypoo 11
Maybe he's not ready to talk about it yet. I sure as hell wouldn't be in a hurry to have to tell my loved ones if this happened to me. He might also feel ashamed or not know how to process it yet. At the very least, he's probably going to want to talk to his wife before putting it out in the open.
Ins0mau 20
Video games, books, movies. It's called escapism. It's perfect temporary relief for real life problems!