Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
A day to remember
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Go away
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Drama alert
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Zimmington 21
Never too late to be happy I guess
Ambient25 25
Just because you're old doesn't mean you lose the concept of what/who makes you happy
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Comments (42)
Neta 16
Why is that a bad thing? Let your grandmother be happy.
tehdarkness 21
Good for her! Congrats grandma! Hope that you are more supportive than you sound, to both of them!
tbenson0628 14
Why does your life suck? Its your grandma's decision. that's awesome, maybe it should've happened awhile ago and she never had the balls or ability to finally end it. I would say she stuck it out for as long as possible.
alycion 39
Easier? Not if they were unhappy. Being with someone you aren't happy with can eat at you emotionally like a slow killing painful disease. You wouldn't want to see your loved ones suffer from a physical thing, so why is mental different?
Girher 6
Try having your grandparents divorce at 92 and 95! :/
afallingstar 22
If she was unhappy good for her for getting out of a bad situation. Age should not determine whether or not you stay in a situation where you are miserable.
buddy51 23
Grammaw's got game! What's your problem with this, OP? No one is ever too old to have a shot at enjoying life. She's shed the old ****** and moved on. You should celebrate with her!!
Melina_Ronja 13
whats wrong with that?
dudette2 9
Don't know what kind of person your grandfather is or what their marriage was like, so I'm not voting either way. Though I have to say, for a woman of her generation to get divorced at this stage in her life and then celebrate it...she must have her reasons.
ShakeDisPlace 10
hatred at its best ...