Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
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invisiblerabbit 0
cut his dick off.
fireandice27 0
That is probably the biggest FYL I've seen on here. Mind you, the fact that I'm a girl may make me a tad biased :P
rinrinn22 0
**** man! totally sucks for you,,,,and i thought i wanted a little bro.
The_Uncouth 0
see this is why you should get born last! lol, but seriously i wouldnt be talking to my parents for a while if i were you
k1ng 0
your fault how the f*** do you not feel that. high five to the kid!
baby_gurl2405 0
Work it ;)
the_stereotype 0
you should donate it, since it's already gone. at least someone else will get to feel beautiful.
Shockvalue 0
Agreed, she should. But still, if that little boy were my child, he would have gotten the punishment of a lifetime. And in addition I'd probably have his father shave his head completely so that it was bald and shiny, and tell him "Now you can match your sister" he wouldn't be stupid enough to make that mistake again.
justkillmenowxx 0
i love myeslf. dont u all love me????? haters dont comment.
movies12 0
That really sucks, and if my little brother did that 2 me.... let's just say he will be bleeding, but why did u have to add in the "BLONDE" part, what's the big deal if ur blonde, or brunette or red-head. I don't understand. Anyways FYL!!
Whats_Love09 0
She could have been using "bloody" as a watered-down curse word. Yes, I know the OP is from Texas... That doesn't matter. I have a friend from England who lives in Georgia... He still uses the word bloody. So, let's not go there.