Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my sister put hair remover in my shampoo as a "prank" for her YouTube channel. My mom grounded her for a month, but let her keep her dumb channel because she cried and said she’d kill herself if she had to delete it. Meanwhile, it’ll take years for my hair to grow back the length it was. FML
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
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Top comments
crazzle 0
I think a fake pregnancy would be an adequate comeback.
FerrariCake 2
Cut your mom's hair off when she's asleep. That'll give her something to yell at you for. Then you can laugh and tell her you were just joking.
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Comments (110)
Orchid_fml 2
hahah woow , that's bruuutal .
Ajjas013 6
You only got 3 mins to save the world. Hurry.
Orchid_fml 2
what are you talking about ?
Lahir 0
lmaoo how is that brutal I would be laughing so hard when my mom told me that she was kidding. get a sense of humor op
ZleveL 0
ajjas?
luvppl 6
no, because first they're sour, then they're sweet. :)
laylay33 6
Lmao . I ' m so cool I put spaces between my periods and apostrophes .
Nobody_Luvz_Me 0
wow thtz messed up...ur mom is lyke a real bettcch
sexxxtacy 0
how is that messed up. if this happened to me i'd laugh
drano 0
If this happened to me, I'd karate chop my mom in the throat
dudeitsdanny 10
Karatechop? No. No karatechop. Grab the scissors and jab them into her throat. =D I'm a little demented today.
Poepiepiesie 3
You haven't met the grammar nazi yet.
extreemguy19 7
^you beat me to it. I was going to say that what's messed up is your grammar and spelling.
x_Suki_x 2
#2- *that's *your *like *bitch
MehrunesDagon456 20
*Wow *that's messed up. Your mom is a real b*tch. (Sorry for that but the lack of grammar is killing me)
FerrariCake 2
Cut your mom's hair off when she's asleep. That'll give her something to yell at you for. Then you can laugh and tell her you were just joking.
fawfulster 11
WIN!
SaraLovesMyChem 0
YES. XD
mvanmourik 0
love the pic!!!
1x1y 12
Geez...it was just a joke.
crazzle 0
I think a fake pregnancy would be an adequate comeback.
allysonnn 0
definetly! :P
the_stereotype 0
ftw
kickrocksz 0
LMAO! your mom's funny.
bananamanama 0
That's pretty bitchy. Cut off her hair, see how she likes that.
SookMauNoots 0
i wudnt be apoligizing
xdyingxwishx 0
Haha damn, that's so mean. Your mom is a bitch.
Turnip_Girl 0
Your mother sounds pretty awesome to me...
22jrdn55 15
hahahahh ur mom is awesome best prank ever!