Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
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rachaelxlove 0
what are you saying?
Nathan727_fml 0
I would've beaten the living crap out of them no matter who they are if they cut off my hair in my sleep. FYL
Kathryynn 0
i feel really sorry for you :|, i would be so mad
wordgirl 0
Your response should depend on two things: First, does your hair grow slowly or fast? And two, is your brother just generally a snot? If the answer to both of those is no, then just look forward to having a lifelong anecdote to tell to embarrass him. If ONE of them is true, then you should take moderate revenge, like waiting until he is old enough to be as mortified as you must be and expose him for something really embarrassing. If BOTH of those is true, then you need to take moderate revenge several times over the next several years. Sorry for the pain. He's a creep, and your parents are idiots.
CFR 0
So dye what's left a bunch of crazy colours and say you're punk now.
Dubstep_fml 1
so you look like Alice Glass now? thats kind of hot.
cheerfrkmusic13 0
ohhh myyyyy.... I cannot imagine! ....... that really really sucks... im so sorry! i had like 9 inches of my hair cut off too because i was a dumbass and fell aslleep in the salon and my dad told the lady to give me a extreme haircut. I guess i kinda have an idea of what it felt like waking up and seeing your beautiful hair gone. Hair is so important to me and i cryed so much i cannot imagine YOUR situation. ITll grow honey. Its been 2 months for me and my hair is as long as it used to be. and i like it better now cuz its healthier and you can tell. My mom is a hair stylist and i got many treatments, took pills for hair, vitamins, hair extension spray, cream. Like everything!Maybe your someone who has hair that grows fast! or just eat healthy and wash it daily! Dont worry atleast when it grows its going to be soo healthy and beautiful and u can always get extensions or do the same thing i did , jas really take care of it! Just because you have short hair doesnt mean your life is ****** up! I have seen MANY sexyass happy people with really short hair! uhh hair models, models with short hair! Maybe u loook hott oor hotter than before. Rock your new look! Everyone needs a change every once in a while! Mine wasnt as extreme as yours and im so sorry, i wouldve ****** that kid up i mean shit, i broke my sisters finger when she broke my cell phone. I hate kids! But dont worry its going to be okay! In a month or two its not going to matter that much!
Megantilby 0
that's horrible!
_CourtneyLee 0
my parents raised their kids to know better than to do that.
fuckyorku 0
how pity you are...and what after then?did u kill ur brother?hehe i am just kidding