Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
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Comments (130)
Tremble 0
Bwahaha. SEVENTH indeed. That made me chuckle. x]
MouseyN 0
Look on the bright side - you can shave it all off and wear fashionable wigs. Take it out of your little brother's allowance if possible =D Or simply return his favor!
kile88 2
pretty sure that the bloody is used instead of profanity
Morokea 0
Do the same thing to him. :|
ShaneS 1
Thats when you just beat the holy hell out of him
blastvortex 4
How the hell did he "get away with it?" That should be impossible. Worse, if you're parents didn't do anything about it (scold, ground, etc.), that just encourages him to do it again. Maybe they'll be lucky enough to be the recipients next time (serves 'em right). If nothing else, beat the tar out of him yourself. However, restraining him so that you can do the same to him would probably be best.
illy88 0
omg my sis did this to me..when i was 7 i ad really long hair down to my hips..but she would cut it saying tht "she owns a salon and shit" omg i ended up getting a bowl cut cuz of all the damn bald spots..:(
Ninjaface 0
He may have gotten away without punishment, but you can still give him a stern warning. As in the teddybear's dismembered head in his bed kind of warning.
SaintJimmy 0
Or the brains of his XBox.
beachbabie 0
he made your head bloody but u didn't wake up? doubt it
HBubble 3
Break the little bugger's fingers. And as your parents let him get away with it, cut their hair.