Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend left town for a month to visit family. Meanwhile, the young woman I hired at my restaurant just got back from vacation with her natural hair color restored. It’s the same color as my girlfriend’s hair, and she made a pass at me. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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OopsyDoodle 6
still blonde on the inside though.
Cyrus00 41
Once a blonde, always a blonde...
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Comments (78)
OopsyDoodle 6
still blonde on the inside though.
LilMissCanadian 22
Am I evil for thinking dumb blonde jokes are funny?
DragonWolf16000 17
I am a blonde and even I find them funny.
PsychobillyRebel 14
Damn it! I was gonna say that haha
Cyrus00 41
Once a blonde, always a blonde...
stieglar 17
You know what they say about blondes...guess dye doesn't fix that.
erindgentry 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That we're more fun
Mobetta_2300 22
Yep, fun let's do just stick with that...
PsychobillyRebel 14
Maybe in bed wahaha jk I'm naturally blonde too but no one knows :p
Cyrus00 41
Once a blonde, always a blonde...
mjnelson 7
Once a double post, always a double post.
theswanlake 13
i guess she'll have less fun you too apparently ..
TDKopecki 16
And now you're sleeping on the couch
CanadiAnM8 24
I feel like she'd be the wife who'd sell your son's college savings to Herp A. Derpson.
ColdRoxas 18
Lol I can't stop laughing at this I remember that FML XD
Xigax 6
Well played
yaoi_chan 8
Don't get it :/
sadness1989 3
I remember that FML haha
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It was a reference to an FML where somebody said that his wife gave their son's college savings to a scammer called Herp A. Derpson.
extrasnipes 22
Tell her "your blonde is showing." And wait for her to say where then say "No no I meant your inner blonde."
JMichael 26
She's a special kind of stupid isn't she?
FalloutScrolls 25
Some blonde can't be dyed away.