Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
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Von_Mal 0
Kill the ******* bastard. Lock him in a portable toilet and set fire. ****, I hate kids.
freeinsanity52 0
This really sucks you should act as if you are really angry about this but you can't do anything cos you'd get in trouble. but still be thinking of the perfect way to get him back. id say maybe if he has a favorite stuffed animal maybe either cut all of its hair off or maybe burn it so its still recognizable and put a noose around its neck and hang it in front of is bed while he sleeping. best of luck. m/(>.
blueknight1st 26
Bull shit. If you had bloody bald spots than you would have felt the scissors stab into your head and you wold have been able to stop him. Either you did this to yourself or it's just not true.
bananapajama 0
So some one cut their own hair off to put a fake story up on FML? Really?! If you're going to call bull shit, think it through. If it WAS bullshit, why would she have to bother cutting her hair off? why wouldn't she just keep her long flowing locks and post a bullshit story.
derschadenfreude 5
obviously to subvert the FML police, those brave men and women who crusade throughout the countryside verifying stories and punishing the dishonest. ;)
mjmm_fml 0
hahahahaha! OMG that sucks BIG time!!! I would be absolutely FURIOUS!
hardestbutton 5
How do you sleep through a haircut so violent it leaves you with bloody bald spots? YDI.
uj_fml 4
I can't see a sane person doing that. Maybe a three year old, but a seven year old?
Sappheyes 0
So it's alright for you to say all blondes have ugly hair, natural or not? What if I said that all naturally black hair is ugly? You don't know that she bleaches her hair. Even if she does, I don't see it as being any different from the kids I see who dye their hair black to fit a certain image. Still changing something about yourself to fit into a segment of society.
stoobo 0
hope you kept the hair, human hair is quite valuable for wigs and things, sell it and hire a hitman to take your brother out
KarmaLanding 0
The fact that her moron parents let her brother get off scott free after mutilating her is what I find disturbing, irrespective of the colour of her hair. WTF is wrong with you idiots?
_THE_MASTER_ 0
how the hell did you sleep through that if he cut your head? and moreover, how the **** did he get away with that? if he caused you to bleed and all and still found it amusing, that's disturbing. not a far leap from torturing and killing small animals. and then people. everyone but your baby sister. and then he gets locked up for 17 years. and then he busts out the day before halloween. and then he goes after your baby sister, who has no idea any of this occured. and kills all of her friends in the process. and it's up to the man who psycho-analyzed him for the entirety of his institutionalization to save her, and get him locked up again. or kill him. I feel like I've heard of something like this before... it's the damndest thing, but I'm sure of it.
derschadenfreude 5
wow
_THE_MASTER_ 0
yeah...i got into a whole different train of thought there. =P