Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
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jadetothes 0
erm.. she still has blonde hair, unless of course, her brother decided to give her some low lights while he was at it...
txgirl09 5
What's wrong with the parents to not punish him?!?!
avoidthegirl 6
I'm sorry, but at age seven, he totally knew what he was doing. That being said, I would've beat the shit out of him and if my parents really had a problem with it, whatever. I'd take their punishment knowing I made my little brother feel as much pain as he made me feel chopping all my hair off. What the **** is wrong with kids today? I noticed on Halloween that they're so much more manipulative than when I was that age.
papahmarioulez 0
Make him suffer!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's. Just. *******. Hair. It's not your identity, femininity, personality, or value. Hell, it isn't even irreplaceable. Chill. And is anyone else highly irritated that she threw "blonde" in there, like that somehow makes the FML worse?
iheart 0
omfg i agree with you 100%. though it does suck that you lost your hair and some of your scalp, nobody ******* gives if you are blonde. just because your hair has less pigmentation doesn't make it any more valuable.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I am a girl, and I know it could take years to grow out again. I've gone from having 3" hair to +10" and back to a pixie cut again when my stylist made a huge mistake. I still stand by my original post. If you can't deal with something as ultimately insignificant as a different haircut for a few years, you have a long, stress-filled life ahead of you. With hair, wearing it with confidence is more important than the actual style. The OP could easily play it off by saying she followed an impulse and is excited with her new look. I'll bet we'd soon see another FML about her friends all ripping off her new look. And if you disagree w/ everything else, look at it this way. Without a sense of "hair adventure", OP's on her way to being one of those throwback women who wear the same hairstyle for 20 years because her identity is so wrapped up in it. And she's lucky that at least pixies are "in" right now.
Sappheyes 0
Would you have been upset if she mentioned that her hair is black? So what if she enjoys that her hair is blonde? Perhaps it made it more upsetting for her because she put a lot of care into her hair. No, your hair doesn't define you as a person, but it is a big part of your appearance. Hair quality is a major indicator of health, which is why hair is factored so heavily in most people's determining of attractiveness. Wanting to be attractive doesn't make you a horrible person, it's just part of human nature. It's completely her choice the way that she chooses to groom herself and present herself to the world. If she wants to have long blonde hair, what's it to you? Her brother took away that choice from her. Perhaps not forever, but for several years. Fifteen inches is over two years' worth of growth. At any rate, natural blondes do exist, you know. I've known my share, and a few of them were from Texas. It is a bit uncommon to see naturally, perhaps you might say it's a unique or unusual trait in a person. What's wrong with a person enjoying a unique or unusual trait about themselves?
Ohnothingreally 0
This sight is not only entertaining, but has morals. I'm going to lock my doors after this.
change_we_need_fml 0
ugh what a little brat! I'm so sorry. kick him.
sportsnut 0
FAKE FAKE FAKE. If he got you to bleed, there is no way that you didn't wake up... especially because he cut you more than once
Joeboy777 0
lol that lil piece of shit.. HE WILL GO TO HELL!!!.... lol ahahh
HEYbitch_fml 0
Cool that you could sleep through someone hacking at your scalp until it bled...