Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the doorway as my brother furiously scratched at his greasy hair and ate the large flakes of dead skin that came loose from his scalp. I think our real dad might be caged in a zoo somewhere. FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML
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Top comments
dathan 14
Hmm. I'm missing some information here... Was he like 3 or 4 years old, or like 16?
Jonaahhhh 12
Ask him if it will be harder to see with two black eyes... That sucks, OP (Keep in mind I'm saying this under the assumption that her brother isn't too young)
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Comments (70)
refticon 31
first to comment in 2 years time !
Kenton1008 21
Congratulations. None of us really care.
firefighter925 18
#1 already said that!!!
dathan 14
Hmm. I'm missing some information here... Was he like 3 or 4 years old, or like 16?
Soloman212 28
It was a reference to the song, so I'm guessing about 16.
Smashhoof 15
I think he's 43.
s0m3guy2010 21
I think he's closer to 15.47865.
HiIAmKevin 8
If I had to guess it would be somewhere around 3... Maybe 3.141592653589793? Yes it's a Pi reference. Everyone loves Pi.
onealmxwilson 18
But unfortunately 58, no one loves your comment.
CaptTeemo 10
It definitely wasn't Pi's fault though.
Ryodin 11
Irrelevant. Revenge time.
HiIAmKevin 8
77- Yea I see that :(. Mind sharing some of your likes?
thatgirlincali 13
He was just trying to help. Lol
TourettesGuyFTW 26
lol.
Bubbelz 25
lol.
postoso 20
Lol
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
l0lmf40
waffle3z 6
Melissa?
thatgirlincali 13
Who's Melissa?
Jonaahhhh 12
Ask him if it will be harder to see with two black eyes... That sucks, OP (Keep in mind I'm saying this under the assumption that her brother isn't too young)
rhynorater 3
You didn't hair him come in?
alwayswinning123 7
That was just..horrible
firefighter925 18
Sit down and think of what you just said.
pmadNess 16
19- No. No it wasn't. It was quite clever... Unless you were posting to the OP. In that case, you should comment, not reply...
alexangel33 18
That's so puny
Ominn 6
Well, OP saw her brother, right?
Enslaved 38
Did he later say: "It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day? "
ohgeejosee 19
Aw you got downvoted so much cause you didn't beat #2 to it:( Lol i thumbed up you both :))
idc_liv_jdk 3
Literally something I would say lmao?
Zemmiphobia 11
I could see that happening if your brother is much younger but either way FYL
Enslaved 38
You're so ******* witty! You beat my comment, as always!
Bakarra 22
Maybe If he dyed her blonde too her could've finished that verse