Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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katgurl 13
Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]
noshitsherlock 0
Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.
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Comments (130)
gisselle 0
How can you not wake up if you were bleeding that would have been painfull.
damnrosi 0
hahaha all these people getting confused over the term bloody is actually funnier than most fml posts. Bloody in this form does not mean bleeding, it is just a toned down swear, as in 'that bloody kid won't shut up'.
thatsoundsnice 0
Except for the fact that this person is from Texas. "Bloody" in that context is not an American term.
tikimuppet 11
Might have been born in England (or have English parents who have given her the phrase) and then moved to Texas I would actually murder my brother if he did that to me, or anyone who cut my metre long hair off...
Whats_Love09 0
Sooo... My friend was born in England, but has lived in America (Georgia to be exact) for quite sometime... He STILL has his accent and says words like "mate" and "bloody". So, I'm sure that OP living in Texas has NOTHING to do with her phrasing!!!
perdix 31
Well, thatsoundsnice, I live in Texas and my wife and her family are from South Africa and my tennis doubles partner is from Australia, so I get to here "bloody" all the time here in the Lone Star State. I've met a lot of English and Scottish people here in my work, and there's a particular Welsh woman whom I wish would get her butt over here. And I'm not talking about Catherine Zeta-Jones. ;)
Witchcraft_fml 5
I would really like to meet this Welshy of whom you speak. ;]
gisselle 0
How can you not wake up if you were bleeding that would have been painfull.
Cristaderzi 0
Geez My five year old niece would NEVER do that!! Then shes a girl so yeah I gues boys are more meaner lol Ya can get a wig until it all grows back. Though personally I'd be devestated!!! Depression is the first word that I can think of....
webkinzfreak96 0
Damn, that effin sucks Shame on him
thatfunnykid 0
wow u said years
st4rbucksisevil 0
I just saw how old he was. SERIOUSLY, most 4-year olds know that that's totally unacceptable. Your parents must have raised him terribly.
raeannriley 0
yeah my brother is 8 and would never do that! he's not that stupid, 7 year olds should be smart enough to know that that's wrong, and not to cut close enough to make it bleed!
MadeOfAwesome 1
Oh well. It's only blonde hair.
tigerg33 0
if it was my brother i would have pounded him into unconsciousness.plot your revenge carefully.... btw how could you not have felt him cutting your hair? especially if he made it bleed.
Anders_A 0
How he got away from you with it is beyond me. Can he run faster then you?