Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
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Mirorbo 27
This only proves your point...somewhat.
SettoFail 9
how ironic
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jamieeeee 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
karma...
TehPiGuy 0
ain't it a bitch
unidentified_sta 5
Not so much karma, but rather ironic
DaveOnDope 4
My thought exactly. I'd rather have a few bags of food between my knees than OP freaking out behind me.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
what would make this even more ironic would be if it was you're friend on the bike and he was wearing a tuxedo and a top hat....ok I lied about the tuxedo and top hat
6969awesome 0
how does a bike hit you if you were getting off at a bus stop?
Mr_Zachary 0
because she probably exited, then walked in front of the stopped bus into the road to cross like a ******* idiot, which would make it her fault... if that is the case. f the l of the biker and just plain f the op.
Mr_Zachary 0
... you clearly do not.
sasonzal 4
maybe some asshole drove too fast and the impact of the hit knocked her off her feet?the driver probably got hurt too
TheDrifter 24
Most often the tire will not gain enough traction to drag a person under, assuming a square hit. Most likely it was a glancing blow as the rider tried to avoid op walking into traffic.
Zebidee 9
#36 - How could you possibly have such a poor grasp of the most mundane concepts? What's the motorcycle supposed to do, run harmlessly up and over them like Evel Knievel jumping 22 nuns?
blankaex 0
Motorbikes are unsafe...? Ever been to Vietnam? See how many bikes there are there? And see how Vietnam has a lower road-accident count than the US?
purplecowchik 5
Motorbikes aren't themselves unsafe. But when you ride them along with regular cars and trucks, then it becomes unsafe. The reason Vietnam is so much safer to ride a motorbike is because there are less cars there.
Zebidee 9
#35 - because OP is in the Philippines, and stuff there works differently from stuff where you are.
6969awesome 0
ah thank you
Mikkagandahan 4
Yeah motorcycle drivers here in the Philippines are definitely the worst. I got hit by a drunk motorcyclist before. ON THE SIDEWALK. WTF :p And it was only in the afternoon. OP, were you along Commonwealth Ave.? The killer highway? :p
Marcella1016 32
So um was the motorcyclist ok?
scottovious 0
funny stuff
Mirorbo 27
This only proves your point...somewhat.
SettoFail 9
how ironic
Cyosaric 0
You look like my ex I snaked.
Zmeilerr 22
AHHH THE IRONY.
FYLminerocks 7
Well it couldn't have just been anyone.. I bet it was her "friend"
beccaaaaaaaa 5
I see where you're coming from. I don't trust motorcyles simply for the fact that there's nothing around you to protect you when you're going 100 plus miles per hour. Just the thought terrifies me.
afdude87 6
well shit woman don't do 100mph then :)
medfly 2
you do realize there's safety equipment for motorcycles, right?
lacrossekid 0
I bet a space suit will protect you
Astroman129 7
Yes Medfly. But what if you get rear-ended? Or side swiped? It makes sense, considering how people underestimate the size of motorcycles. It'll probably be an instadeath for you if you get hit while on a motorcycle.
TheDrifter 24
I've been hit by a drunk driver while riding a motorcycle. Sure it hurts, but I'd rather be tossed than crushed by a collapsing roof or drowned in a ditch trapped in a little tinfoil econobox of a car.
RedPillSucks 33
All but two of my friends who have been in motorcycle accidents have either died or had limbs removed. Being tossed is not so great if you're tossed into a rock or a tree. The problem with motorcycles is that even a low speed accident can be really bad. It doesn't matter how good a cyclist you are, any moron on the road can cause a life threatening accident for you. At least in a car, it takes most of the damage, as long as you're wearing seatbelts/using airbags. There's a reason nurses call motercyclists "Donorcycles"
c8750 2
The problem usually with motorcycles is not the person riding it but the other assholes on the road who don't pay attention to the motorcyclist
Onebadmazda 0
If ur scared of bikes stay the hell away but don't preach to the motorcycle community about how safe they are. I've been in 2 accidents, both involving the car drivers and their stupidity. Since those incidents every time a driver is texting or talking on the phone while driving, I knock on the window and tell them to to hang up. The ones that refuse get dented doors or ball bearings in the radiator. Stupid nonchalant, irresponsible drivers who think cuz you're in a car and its no big deal, its safe, nothings gonna happen if I text a little, Screw you! I don't get on my bike everyday for u reckless asses to try to kill me.
sach22 0
I don't text or call while driving but it already happened for personnal reasons( death in family,car accident,etc.). i wouldn't hung up if someone ask me to and you'd be dead if you damage my car!
Onebadmazda 0
i have 3 doors and 1 car immobilized in the past 7 years. I'm not hunting for cars to destroy, and most people are understanding and compliant with what I'm asking for. Some even apologetic, but every now and then someone decides to be a prick and well...
sublime420 11
#60, What a coincedence! Whenever i see a car with one of those obnoxious yellow "Share the Road" stickers, I take a baseball bat to the windshield. Small world, eh?
ArrowLCMC 0
So 63 you advocate murder over personal responsibility? Cool. I wouldn't dent your door, but if your dumb ass cuts me off I can promise you you'd be having a conversation with me and my club brothers in a short time frame.
idratherbeincali 0
Yes. Yes she is! :D
stangdude 0
58 You just made my day. FINALLY someone understands.
Loveyou6611 20
the classes you take to obtain your license teach you ways to avoid it, and yes bad things happen but motorcycle and plane accidents are more public making it look more dangerous. Plus responsible motorcyclist are not going 100 plus especially not with a passenger.
bamagrl410 31
So your friend is paying the hospital bill right? Haha jk it couldn't been anyone. The image of this event is somewhat funny though.
kirby1964 20
I love this photo you have. great pose.
Mr_Zachary 0
... lol. i won't say it because i don't have to.
bamagrl410 31
Could've* Damn you iPhone for automatically changing my words...
mfmylifesrsly 30
hey kinda like my username :)....anyway, OP I hope you get better, motorcycles are fun though!
BeRealz 0
Grow some balls. FYL, because your parents never bothered to give you an lesson about "Everyday you take a risk, by moving a muscle."
AdrenalineRush26 0
Exactly, some people are too afraid to have fun because they think it's too 'risky'.
RedPillSucks 33
sigh.... It's not about having fun. I know riding a motorcycle is almost as good as sex, some say better. The problem is that no matter how good a rider you are, you're gonna get ******, and not in a good way, by someone elses mistake. This might be fine when you're single, but when you've got a family to support, it's almost irresponsible. Live fast and die young is useless when the people you're supporting are counting on you.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I agree, RedPill. My old roomate has a seven and an eight year old, and he ended up getting a street bike. It pissed a lot of people off because it IS irresponsible when you have a family and children to worry about. What if something happens?
541MedfazWcM 0
FYL