jarhead321

Mr anchorage, alaska 46 years-old

anonymous 20 February 2010, 01:47 Ireland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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Anonymous 17 October 2010, 05:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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