Today, I got a gift from my ex-boyfriend who's currently studying abroad. He got me a really creepy snowglobe for my "collection" as a sweet gesture, maybe to win me back. Except I don't collect snowglobes. He'd confused me with the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
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sjattiepoo 1
What I am wondering now, is what the 'creepy' thing is about your snowglobe
RichardPencil 32
He's probably studying a broad.
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RichardPencil 32
He's probably studying a broad.
sjattiepoo 1
What I am wondering now, is what the 'creepy' thing is about your snowglobe
Allie614032 34
Just be happy he's your ex :/ Yikes.
andriod18 4
Same here , what's so creepy about it? Either way I say bump it and keep it! He'll figure out his mistake sooner or later
Bearsmomma 30
Well it on ebay
Bearsmomma 30
Sell*
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe now is the time to start collecting creepy snow globes.
DanielleinDC 34
That's a sure way to win back the woman you cheated on--send her a gift that the woman you cheated on her with would love.
ThatOnePolarBear 13
I still don't understand how some people are so stupid.
Nysha 17
Send the snow globe to this other girl, you can bond over what a screaming shitlord he is.
Missbarbie 13
What a mess, that ex of yours