Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my mom and I flew three hours from Wyoming to a volleyball camp in Kentucky. When we arrived, we went to the volleyball center and told them I was there for the volleyball camp. They told me it had been cancelled two weeks ago and they forgot to call us. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML
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babycakess10 0
the team doesn't take a bus to away games?
sourgirl101 29
This is true. I have 3 maybe 4?posted (anonymously) it's fun to get them posted but never fun having strangers tell you you're a ******* idiot and deserve it! This is probably why so many OP's stay silent.
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Comments (200)
Tcaret300 12
lol sucks
kbtoyz69 9
time to start walking:
Daerauko 0
He's making some coffee just for you.
staceysgenesis16 0
how old are you ?? mayb u should get a car lmao but uhh yeah it happens and your dad isnt very bright then =
MuffyStJacques 0
Did you hear Banjoes?
hellogoodbye1996 6
lol she thinks she's gonna get sympathy on here.
soccerluv05 0
just ask another teammate for a ride home. or somewhere where your dad can come and pick you up. duhh
A7X_LoVeee 10
lolyourlifesucks - "0 confirmed out of 0 posted" Ummm...
InsidiousChild 0
go to the local gas mart herpaderp
ChibiChibi_fml 28
@A7X_LoVeee That doesn't mean a whole lot. There are a lot of people who post FMLs outside their main account.
sourgirl101 29
This is true. I have 3 maybe 4?posted (anonymously) it's fun to get them posted but never fun having strangers tell you you're a ******* idiot and deserve it! This is probably why so many OP's stay silent.
Sirin_fml 47
Yo, I confirm that this really is lolyourlifesucks' FML. I've changed the name and given her an awesome, limited edition OP ribbon. Enjoy, and play nice.
Lala7261 0
call someone else
samh444 0
69 hehe
marmlr339 14
66, you can't be the Op. if says 0 under FMLs published...
Tcaret300 12
u know, I honestly NEVER thought I'd be first haha but it happened somehow!
dre_bro11 12
Sirin, your DP is awesome!
dre_bro11 12
WTF? Why was my comment moderated?
Mahomie123 0
130... what did you change my name to? I had to make a new account and couldnt login....
Sirin_fml 47
@marmlr339 & datresspasser: Didn't you read my comment? I said she is the OP. @Mahomie123: I guess your profile was bugged. I changed the name on your FML only.
marmlr339 14
well I didn't see the comment because it wasn't there originally :-P but fair enough
kay2kay 1
Glad you got home safely OP
ilexah 0
wow, that sucks. call someone?
juliahockey 0
but if he/she had a cell phone, they could of just called his/her dad.
yuggi1 11
Call the police, that's even better. She's technically an orphan now. :(
kaylanicole1255 1
How is she an orphan??
gmanundead 0
stupid
askmeboutmyweine 0
you can call me.
whitesox365 0
um duh just take a ride w/ the creepy coach and get molested at his house. It'll be fun!
ItsAuTumnSir 0
but she can post an FML. get on yahoo and text someone.(;
lucas755 1
yeah, but they're posting this. So that means they have access to Internet, they can use skype or something to call his phone.
mitri_fml 3
And the first thing OP does is go on FML rather than find a way home..of course that makes sense
sara8866 8
Your dad is an idiot!
randomlettrrs 8
68 WHY IS YOUR SKIN LIKE A RAINBOW?????????????
jess2gd4u 0
what do u expect you put an fml up that looks like your dad is a moron an then you come and defend it???!! your as big a moron as your dad. people who come and gawk and reply on there own fml's your gon see comments you don't like. get over it!
samadams42 0
wow ur dads a moron! and if u say oh it fine then why post an fml? YDI
belle2113 0
Aw that sucks. Find a phone? Get a ride with another teammate?
llamagangster 0
How do you think she posted the FML?
jazziness 12
a computer?
AriTheAirhead 10
well she could have had in iTouch. I can't make calls.
belle2113 0
Well I'm pretty sure if she had a phone this wouldn't be a problem.
llamagangster 0
9- So she/he just randomly happens to have a computer at her/his volleyball tournament? That totaly makes sense. 18- The ipod touch can still text anywhere there is internet. If you have a microphone on your earbuds (the standard apple ones have them) you can call too.
zoe_zoe_fml 0
maybe she can't reach her dad.
olivia_r 0
There's an app for that.
jazziness 12
yea well they could have a library at the game like if it was at a school
The_Creeper_fml 8
To all the people asking how this was posted: I doubt fmls have to be posted at the exact time they happen.
kaylanicole1255 1
#86 SO true! :)
llamagangster 0
86- The FML is written in present tense.
whitesox365 0
125 they all are it starts out like this: Today, blahblahblahblah FML
starshine1200 0
Theres no microphone on the itouch earphones... I bought on a few months ago and mine don't and no one else that I know has earphones that came with their iPod with a microphone... Also, this one seems kind of fake.. you have at LEAST 5 others on your team, and a coach.. I doubt that would happen, unless your coach is really careless and doesn't make sure everyone has a ride home.. YDI for not asking for a ride home
weird_little_kid 0
um are you stupid? do you not have friends on your team that can bring you home??
briidontgive_ 0
I 2nd this.
lotto_boi 3
that or shes the stuck up one on there team
Katie_the_Great 6
I don't think so, I mean she's hugging her teammates on her pic.
nerdchic 5
^^ yeah.. I see no hugging.. they're just next to each other. YDI op for not being responsible
biwinning88 1
I was thinking the same thing, I don't believe this I mean what she didn't notice her dad was gone until after her entire team left. yeah right, I'm sure someone,anyone on her team would have helped
ohSNAPyall 27
For real. Don't they have cellphones? Even if they were ten minutes out of town, they probably would have come back for you.
zowieandzander77 1
seriously don't you all read the comments before posting??? the OP just posted that her teammates left, she called her father but he was already far away so she had to wait for him to come back!!!
starshine1200 0
It never said that..
Miss_Michaela 10
An hour away? Could be much worse. Just gotta borrow a hotel's phone, ring your dad and get him back out there. ;)
Miss_Michaela 10
Or even a friends phone. :P
yelwarc 0
I don't like you
marinus_fml 20
no one likes you either.
mante_fml 0
WTF yel. you are one ugly sumbitch
xxcheezy7xx 5
i dont like her either, like clearly they have a phone if their on fml dumbass
insanesna1l 0
sounds like a good idea for a horror movie. nobody steal my idea!!!
Miss_Michaela 10
xxcheezy7xx: I'm the dumb ass? It's 'They're' not their. Learn how to properly use grammar before insulting me again. And I'm not dumb if she wrote this FML after getting back home. And then wrote it as if it was happening. You never know. I may be completely wrong.
australianchick 8
I live in a rural town and I can assure you that there are no hotels -.-
cassie567 0
ha
cassie567 0
well how are you postin this FML?
SirEBC 7
Think about it. Think really hard.
JustDoctor 0
...a laptop?
randomlettrrs 8
trained telepathic squirrels.
IHunt 0
I'm not even going to anwser how stupid your question Is
MaTT5396 0
that sucks get a ride home with one of ur teammates retard
kaylanicole1255 1
Her teammates had already left. The OP commented in the 1st comment thread! And btw, how would you like it jf someone called YOU a retard?!?? I know when I hear that word thrown around like nothing, I pray to God that my little cousin whos only 3 NEVER gets called that cause she is mentally challenged. Even joking around. What if the op really DID have a disability?!?! What if your mom did and people just threw the word retard around in front of her!? Just sayin' its not considered just a word anymore. Why dont you comfort my other 6 year old cousin who was in tears cause an idiot called him it.
Nimmrodel 11
Op's comment number is 66 this guys is 15. I hate that word to but I doubt he meant it in the way you've interpreted it.
pmk1962 0
That sucks! Dont you have a cell phone? You must, you posted this!
hilariexcore 0
She probably has an iPod touch.