blegh
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
fucked by sex ed
Manchester, United States
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
TheVirginJenny
Spanaway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
Little shit
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
KoNi
France 🌶️ Spicy
Early start
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
baldiesmom
🌶️ Spicy
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Soon…
Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML
clapping_for_you
🌶️ Spicy
Sex ed 101
Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML
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ddinspire6 10
Say yes.
dpope06 0
guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons
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Da_Bozz 13
I always thought 12-year-olds would ask this...
_words_of_wisdom 4
its dumbasses like your son who are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. you should have had an abortion.
PunkChik27 3
Your kid has to be playing a joke on you. there is no way at 18 he doesn't know what's up with that.
StormsKnights 2
or maybe your son knows something u dont
StormsKnights 2
or maybe your son knows something u dont
SadikOnuska 0
With artificial insemination and adoption it's entirely possible.
mya1234 4
smart kid u got there say yes and see the look on his face
melaniewille143 0
Well obviously you aren't a virgin if you have a freakin son.!!!!
GuardianxCore 0
She could have adopted him and never had sex before. Or if they had it back then she could have done that thing where they fertilize the egg in a test tube, and never had sex.
superchadley 8
@#328 I suppose, but then it wouldn't be on FML. And if that were true, she sould've told him before he was 18.
Fmldave24 0
rofl major fail
NanH 5
Once again, the effectiveness of "abstinence only education" is proven.
FAYUL12345100 3
My thoughts exactly. How many kids do you think actually follow the instructions we're given in those classes?