Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML
Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon, I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
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alex_vik 1
90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?
justme08 0
DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!
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justme08 0
DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!
chaos753159 4
lemonz im at da top
youandme4ever_fml 0
I'm sorry:(
pedosmurf 7
Actually some say it's good luck so try the lottery? :)
jj732 0
i think i peed a little, ehh
ellebell 0
bahaha that sucks...next time wear a scarf or something over your head
a1mostevi1 0
pwnt..
sinceidcishare 0
Two-and-a-half hours getting my hair done would kill me. But I've had a bird crap on me before, right after I stepped out of the bus station in New York City...so I feel for you.
alex_vik 1
90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?
abasio 1
A girl's hair cut. Always a ******* waste of money.
stiles_fml 0
WTF y spend 90 dollars for 2 and half hours? bird crap is good luck though
frootloop25 0
HAHAHA. THIS IS A TRUE FML! Wow I feel so bad for you! I worry about this happening to me all the time! It really sucks. I hope you...er...managed to some how remove the poop and still have the pretty $90 hair!
ombrelle 0
where are you that a fancy hair salon gets you $90 and 2.5 hours??? That's pretty cheap! and since I work at a salon if you went back they would've fixed it for you... hairdressers are not assholes... so not really fml worthy
NurseHolly 3
That's what I was thinking... $90 is a crazy deal!
SarcasticUnicorn 9
In my city the average is about 50 dollars and like one hour. I didn't know there were places where it was 90 and 2.5 hours! O.O
idkxd13 0
wow that really sucks lol at least you'll get good luck!