Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML
Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
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RadPenny 6
Oh Apple :)
deviable 9
Why not just use a mirror?
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RadPenny 6
Oh Apple :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
The iCloud. The more evil cousin of auto correct. Apple's army is growing.
laynethetrain 0
did they like the pic OP?
wierdos_rule 0
Well, I hope you come up with an interest
blackheart24 10
Haha picture that conversation. Mom: "Hey what does this look like to you?" *Zooms in. Grandma: "Hang on let me get my glasses... Dearie, I believe that is a butthole." GASP
wierdos_rule 0
-ing explanation. (sorry, the comment automatically posted mid-word)
omarzrgz 3
Anyone else checked if their photo stream was off?
ArcadePie 10
I hate when i go to bed with an itchy bumhole and wake up with smelly fingers :(
koolkat27 13
90- we didnt need to know that much about you and your hobbies...
ohboyfml22 0
Bumhole :)
Feklfekl2222 32
When op has explained this to his mum she will never ask to borrow his phone again.
MelTheGreat 23
You look like Khloe Kardashian.
thebeautybleeds 17
76- no, but I felt extremely glad I don't have it.
hwkfan1 10
Looks like he just got, puts on glasses.... Buttfucked!
Feklfekl2222 32
129- in what way does my comment lead you to infer I don't read much? I was referring to the fact that he is probably going to have to explain to his mother and grandmother why he was taking a photo of his arsehole and that his mother is never going to want to touch something that has been that close to his anus.
LunaDragon 10
That's Nasty, **** your mum and grandmother lives for having to see that.
thejewishfuhrer 17
That's a tad bit harsh considering they didn't do anything, don't you think?
tellithowitis 13
He never said that they did anything...
MattZAX 9
True that.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Well, I'm sure both mum & grandmum have seen it before when changing his/her diaper. Actually seen worse I'm sure! ~smirks~
ThatLSUFan 4
O that's just nasty "Cleveland voice"
JiggaJayZ 16
So that's what you do in your spare time... ;)
Old_Man_Jenkins 0
....
danishbagel 3
That would be 'h' in Morse code :P
hubla 0
Actually it's an A
taekwondogirl987 0
Don't be creepy...
danishbagel 3
A would be .- I learned Morse on the plane ride home from when my family went to Jamaica :P
Marcella1016 32
What productive use of your time, 131.
Dracoboxer357 36
Actually 138, I think that really Was a productive use of 131's time: He chose to learn a new skill while just sitting on a plane with nothing better to do, while most people sleep, watch a movie, flip through a sports magazine or make idle chit-chat, at best. :)
asoptavlo14 6
To bad it's 151..
DatDudeChrisR 2
Yea you signed up for iCloud n pic share tells you it shares. You deserve that for sure
SignUpisntcool 3
There's a lot of technology fml's today.
MrsPegg 45
Because so many idiots use it without knowing all it's functions or considering any negative possibilities. Let this be an example kids: Think before you use technology! ... This is totally random and has nothing to do with the FML, but for real though, geotagging is a bitch, especially when you're trying to keep a low-profile.
yahoowizard 16
Yeah 135! FML would be a lot better without the internet and the gadgets and the technology. (yes, I do realize it)
Flarfignewton 4
You may want to turn it on airplane mode next time...
wisese 0
....or just turn off the photo share option, which is much easier without limiting the phone capabilities.
monkeywrench1 10
22 - if you turn off photo sharing it will remove photos from your phone that you may took with your other devices.
eilonwylovegood 8
I only take photos from my iPhone and camera.
Egao_fml 8
Well duh! YDI for not thinking ahead ;)
niznor99 6
I bet you do it too. O.o
krad204 21
Well, now you know not do do that, it could've been worse... You could've sent it to everyone you know.
monkeywrench1 10
Not unless you sharing your apple ID with everyone you know.
deviable 9
Why not just use a mirror?
Awsumuzzie 12
Oh, the app!? Great idea but I don't think op knew about the app. (jk)
jtthegr8 26
Because that would make too much sense
DKjazz 20
You can't tag yourself in a mirror.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
why not just wipe your ass when you shit? maybe op gave that up for lent..
Janelle561 0
I'm sorry but that's gross. You should've went to the doctors instead of having people see your ass.
MiniNyn 5
Uh, it wasn't intentionally shared. OP apparently forgot it would share the pic.
Honestly_Lainey 21
10- doctors aren't considered people in your mind?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yes #34, but it's actually fact. Doctor's aren't people, they're inter-dimensional demons. DocBastard is one when he told me some time ago. He'll deny it if you ask him though.
DocBastard 40
I'm sorry, I was in another dimension when I felt my name being mentio...I mean, um...I was in the other room when I overheard something... You will remember nothing of this. *waves hand*
Janelle561 0
Well yeah, but why have people on photostream see it when a doctor can?
justsomgirl 4
People don't generally run to a doctor as soon as something itches. Most people will rationally try and see if it's something that actually requires a doctor's attention which is what the OP was doing. He didn't think anybody but himself would see the picture.
MigraineurOfLife 15
You see, it's like this, They never meant to... Oh nevermind - go back to sleep. :P"
SPAIDZ 0
Or just wash your ass
dkaiser24 0
The doctor would have seen his ass