Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
redbandit9877 12
Wow, I can't believe how much some people disregard safety.
Ziggy122 15
Who in the ever-loving **** gave her a driver's license? Knowing left from right should be a basic requirement...
MDTeddy 13
That is true. Everyone needs to learn from this. Make sure your kids are educated when you have kids. Send them off to college or a university.
zomgbies 17
You raised that genius. now remove it from the world!
PuggieKid 22
I think the car crash got to her...
Brak_Spaceman 19
you did a shit job as a parent if your child uses the word "YOLO"
TheLittleBear 19
Yep, 18 years of parenting, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week all for nought because she used a phrase that, although bloody overused and irrelevant, is just a a daft fad and will hopefully die a death along with "that was a shitty situation". His skills as a parent have nothing to do with this one. You little ray of sunshine, you.
Brak_Spaceman 19
lrn 2 take a joke
skyttlz 32
Because parents have complete control over what their kids say and think.
icepick23 12
Is she at least hot? If so, she will get through life just fine--no worries!
Kateyez_26 13
Maybe she got into the car crash because she was texting?
cmoney1992 9
Worst part of being included in this generation... Everything is #yolo#amazing#swag this generation sucks!
gameover18 17
Never let you daughter breed.
Brak_Spaceman 19
unless it's with me
TayeKole 11
I hope she was joking and really doesn't talk like that.
AGswag 8
Yolo