Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter on an essay, I submitted it one minute before the deadline and felt like a genius. Later, I reopened the file and discovered I'd uploaded the rough draft instead of the final version. The last line ended with “fix this later,” which was not my finest academic work. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Today, I frantically finished a paper that I needed to complete before midnight about the competencies of my pharmacy school. When it came time to submit, I accidentally selected the file below my paper, which was my personal log of beer reviews and personal favorites. FML
Today, I was writing an essay while sleep-deprived. In between actually writing, I started typing my thoughts. It was only after I’d submitted the essay that I realized that I hadn’t deleted the random words. My teacher can see my early-morning rambling about potatoes. I have no way to delete it. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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Top comments
uzee 29
I don't think your teacher will appreciate that
saucyrossi 18
I hope your essay started with the "The" font from spongebob
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uzee 29
I don't think your teacher will appreciate that
saba_ajira 29
The teacher told us that we could use any font for our essay. I used Wingdings.
KiwiExchange 16
I also love to live dangerously.
CloudBustah 20
#11 I used Comic Sans. I'm an evil person, I know.
swaggalikethat 22
I single spaced my paper when my teacher wanted double space, I'm a rebel
SMHsohard 22
Ah, living life on the edge. Wonder if the teacher closed his/her eyes and chose a random grade? We all need moments like this. Life just gets too boring not to give it a little shake once in awhile.
RoboCunnilingus 23
But whether your eyes are open or closed there's nothing random about writing a grade, #41.
Dt33345 13
#44, chose a grade not wrote one. There's a difference.
ohnowhyme123 15
wow, living on the bad side of MLA Format are we?
shyeahh_fml 19
The bad side of most formats.
HKCgrimmjow 15
God... I would never close my eyes and pick a random font... So many repercussions when it comes to teachers that want APA style.
Louie2013 12
I hope it was Wingdings
saucyrossi 18
I hope your essay started with the "The" font from spongebob
summerguy97 16
Or comic sans
WhoWhat_fml 10
Livin' like Larry.
incoherentrmblr 22
Or the font from Back to the Future...
nattynatters 14
It was Times New Roman, wasn't it?
FMLkoala 28
No, it was comic sans
NeatNit 33
Helvetica?
BillMurray_fml 12
I'm a fan of Chiller, myself.
SnoochBoochie 14
Bill F*****g Murray?!? How has this thread not exploded?
False_Stupidity 42
Papyrus is where it's at!
Ray_of_midnight 23
@86 Papyrus is the new Comic Sans
Tobamf 18
Hope you didn't pick Wingdings.
yahoowizard 16
If the teacher says he can use any font, I think he can use ANY font.
torio123 27
points for creativity, as long as it isn't comic sans.
capsizedatsea 15
They could be even more creative and pick a random colour of ink as well. I actually submitted my Advanced Higher Chemistry report in Comic Sans and a light blue ink this year. I still passed so no harm done eh?
Evolving_Squid 15
As long as you didn't go Comic Sans, you're golden.
darwinism 30
Add more spice and make your essay into a "choose your own advernure". It will make for some fun reading for your teacher!
that_band_nerd 22
Let's go on an advenure!
Dinoporeon 9
Now for more variety. Take out a map of the campus, school or town and point to a random spot. That's where you will write your paper.
jazzy_123 20
That's where he'll drop it off! haha x)
CDobs 8
Go outside
yeti37 16
You had me at Helvetica...