Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached up. I picked him up and gave him a big hug, and he immediately pushed me away. He wasn't reaching for me, he was reaching for the bag of chips on the table next to me. FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year-old son. He wriggled away and said, "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or get another Simon!" FML
Today, at midnight, I heard my son calling for his mom. I stopped by his room and asked him what was wrong? He didn't tell me. Instead, he said: "Oh, I don't need you." FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Today, my four-year-old son asked me for a "boobie hug" in Walmart. It's something his dad thinks is cute and I've just gotten used to, so I hugged him without question. From the other end of the aisle, a strange man asked, "Can I have one too?" FML
Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML
Today, despite being an incredible single mother to my only child, and loving him more than anyone else could, my son still completely ignored me and my attempts to hug him at his gender reveal party with his wife. Apparently she deserved a hug more than I do. FML
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DocBastard 40
I usually don't do this, but anti-social behaviour and avoidance of physical contact can be signs of autism. Now before anyone jumps on me, I'm not making any diagnosis here. I'm only saying they are signs that something deeper MAY be going on. Ok, now you may flame the shit out of me.
ilovecookies83 0
Awe you should have ran after him and gave him a bear hug anyways and a kiss on the cheek and be like "my feelings not gone kiddo!" :)
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OWNZ 0
Sounds like a baller!
Iamnotmyself 17
He must get all the ladies if he's that picky with his women.
mycookiezz 0
That kid mentally and emotionally just owned u. lol
flockz 20
the kid made his mom his bitch.
mycookiezz 0
I wonder if he came back and said "Now make me a sandwich bitch!" ;P
mycookiezz 0
I wonder if he came back and said "Now make me a sandwich bitch!" ;P
garrettsgirl 0
81 you made my whole day hahaha
StudMuffinette 17
that kid is bad ass!! :o
o115 5
FIRST lol
F0xyTurtle 8
Congratulations!!!!!!
cameycamcam 7
OP got pwned.
FMLandurstoo 9
get moderated 1.
o115 5
lol I just wanted to say that and I don't care
xBangOut 4
That lil one is a bad-ass^^ ha-ha
ilovecookies83 0
Awe you should have ran after him and gave him a bear hug anyways and a kiss on the cheek and be like "my feelings not gone kiddo!" :)
iluvboobies 9
I feel like a hug. :/
mrtoby 0
That kid sounds funny even though he's antisocial
Rainbow_dumpster 28
He just did, #11. :P
tatababe 1
awe now I want to hug him
pertained 12
I believe he just did that to tease OP, lol.
dorkychick 0
lmfao pwnd by a 6 yr old
honeysuckel 0
57, you can hug your friends, but you can't hug your friends boobs :D since you luv them so much
alexg823 0
I feel like a huge :/
pertained 12
lol how now adays you get depressed 6 year olds. I know, let's give him more meds.
rawrriri 8
152 your probably bloated :l
2ndSucks 15
158, agreed. Let's dope him up and solve all his problems!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
how come I can't see the comment
BaconDave 12
Jesus didn't want you to see it
2ndSucks 15
191 you need thicker glasses. Call harry potter!
raaachel12345 0
agreed! :)
partyfool2011 4
sorry for being a noob but what does "comment moderated" mean?
2ndSucks 15
The comment was moderated. Hidden basically. Which usually happens when a comment gets too many thumbs down.
Sirin_fml 47
No, 10 thumbs down buries/hides a comment. Moderated means an FML staff member removed it for violating the commenting rules.
rdvfyubuyg 1
I think it means that too many ppl "Thumbs Downed" it so it's moderated lol l think…
2ndSucks 15
I thought the hidden comments just showed up as moderated on the app though? Cause I think this one just said "FIRST lol"
Sirin_fml 47
I can't speak for the app, but this one was moderated, not buried. :-)
2ndSucks 15
Ah, well you'd know more about it than me so no argument here. :)
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
201- u were being sarcastic and an ass to me when the other guy asked the same question u answered politely? wtf is this
2ndSucks 15
I wasnt being sarcastic or an ass. I was joking. Chill bruh, chill.
fmlwmty 0
sounds like the perfect boyfriend... no sex!
larisonr 4
Nope, you can read buried responses on the app.
zendaddy0 0
awwwww he thinks he's a girl
miss_la_rue 6
It sounds like this kid is autistic. My cousin started being the same way around that age. For the OP's sake, I hope his son isn't, but, if he is, at least it's not a terminal disease or something.
TheNeonDuckie 0
like yours....hidden.
WildJubeJube 16
Feelings gone.
JesseOhNine 0
that's unfortunate
Lauren10102 3
Why? who wants to hug a jerky kid anyways?
JesseOhNine 0
who doesnt
pink_raindrops 26
I'm sure the father would like the hug his son....but what do I know?
imaberry95 0
REJECTED BY THE CHILD BITCH
llamalover96 0
it sounds like he's autistic :o
waveringatom 1
ouch. bad parenting skills. he needs a playdate with another six year old
fatraptorjesus13 9
what do you mean bad parenting? he could have a mental condition, or just be like that I was incredibly social and outgoing as a young child now I barely go anywhere unless I get invited by someone....so it could easily go the otherway
RockRoll 0
How is that bad parenting in any way? And how does a play date solve anything? If he's anti-social, that wouldn't make him feel much better. Reread the FML.
catatonicsleep 17
If he is not very sociable and doesn't like physical contact he could be on the autism spectrum, play dates wont help at all with that, and it does not mean the parents are bad parents.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Or maybe he's just quiet and keeps to himself? god damn I hate it when people add a label for EVERYTHING. I was a loner kid and I hate when people put their hands all over me, so am I autistic?
catatonicsleep 17
no, i am not too sociable and often find physical contact uncomfortable and i'm not autistic either, it was only a suggestion don't get all wound up over it...
clumsylittleme 11
Haha. 75 thumbs down ;D
hannahhlizz 18
Just because a kid doesn't like people touching him doesn't mean he's autistic. As a kid I absolutely hated people touching me if I don't give them permission and I still hate it. I'm not on the autism spectrum and it really pisses me off when ignorant assholes assume otherwise just because I'm not your type of social.
shortstuffs23 7
Awww, I'm sorry OP, that's a bummer.
juicedboi 7
He's playing hard to get already! Dont hate the player, hate the game.
diceplaya 12
When I read this FML, I imagined slow music playing as he came up to his dad to hug him and then an abrubt end to the song as he said "Feeling's Gone".
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
With the record scratch included? xD
daisyloo 7
Of course! Haha, FYL OP, I'm sorry!:(
FMLandurstoo 9
I already satisfied his "hug" needs.
Iamnotmyself 17
Please satisfy mine! I could use one, my mom and dad are never giving me sufficient bonding time :(
Mysanitywins 10
I like to call this "Male Bonding"
miz66independent 1
extremely creepy of you,considering your picture is old man Herbert!
FMLandurstoo 9
no shit
JesusFishTaco 5
I love how there's always someone saying, "... especially cause your picture is Herbert," followed by a, "No shit."
FMLandurstoo 9
Haha I hate people that act like captain obvious.
SugarRushxx 0
Hah your son's a troll.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Some son. You gave birth to him he should show some respect!
fthku 13
Men give birth these days? ****, I better get myself fixed before my fiancee gets any funny ideas.
pink_raindrops 26
Lol I don't even want to know how painful that would be
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
did it ever accord to u op could be a girl and not a guy since it doesn't say? maybe u should read the fml better dipshit
LizzieLizz18 4
192, the blue thing at the top of the FML means its a boy :) On the app, anyway.
BaconDave 12
Actually it did not accord to me that OP was female. I looked up on the top-right part of my phone and it was blue. That means male.
BaconDave 12
i did not see 195's comment. I wish I could delete my comment. Thumb me down. I thumbed me down for looking like a prick.
raaachel12345 0
fail....at the top it has the "male" sign....who are you calling a dipshit? Just shut the **** up, you don't know what you're talking about, little boy.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
my ******* bad I didn't know see or know that good damn ppl these days are so uptight and sensitive
fthku 13
1. You're 15, why are you talking about "people these days"? 2. You were the one being sensitive and uptight, calling me a dipshit. Own up to your mistakes. 3. You really need to calm down. 4. Your comments are painful to read. You're a 15 year old American, use your own damn language properly.
Mysanitywins 10
And this is why I hate being a teenager...and American.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
252- are being racist about me being a American? and I calm down easily it's bc I get way to much bs from ppl that i snap :/
IIIiIII16 0
^ you are the definition of HURT ^
SkyeHeart 0
You're a dumb **** lol
RaineLee 5
That's kinda cute actually :D
bebe088 0
aww I love kids!(:
taticalnNinja 5
your fake,fake stop using other peoples photos SMH
alexavb15 4
Ha !
bebe088 0
67- shut the hell up. I'm not fake. Jesus Christ look up Amber McKinley on facebook.
username50115 2
67 don't be a douche. Just because your ugly doesn't mean everyone is as ugly as you. get a life you tool.
Wandering_Ninja 8
De- ,wait for it, -nied.
Wandering_Ninja 8
129: 15 uses fake pictures because she's fugly. 67 knows this because he uses said pictures to jerk off to others agree with 67 because the pictures are totally fake and 15 is some fugly chick who hides behind fake pictures, or could be a man with issues...
A7X_LoVeee 10
Lawllll there's nothing more pathetic than putting up someone else's picture as your own on the Internet.
StudMuffinette 17
139- amen!!
A7X_LoVeee 10
FAAAAAAKE!
nativepimp 1
says the person with the fairy picture @130
bebe088 0
haha. funny. since all of you dumb asses think I'm fake, I'll just take my picture off. Jesus Christ, just cause all of you have seen my picture somewhere else doesn't make me fake. k thanks bye, losers.
taticalnNinja 5
that pic has been floating around forever smh
bebe088 0
I'm sure, dumb ass.
pink_raindrops 26
I think it's one thing to use a random picture, from tv or whatever, but it's retarded using an actual picture of someone else as if it's you. I know this isn't a dating site where it matters more, but I don't see why anyone would feel it's needed. Even if you are "fugly".
A7X_LoVeee 10
Nah actually you took it down cause you got called out.
Wandering_Ninja 8
The faeries are faeries from one of my favorite web comics.
holagranola 15
are you guys seriously making fun of someone you don't know on the Internet ? like grow up. it's her decision what she puts as her picture. not yours.
Wandering_Ninja 8
it's our decision to call his ugly ass out for using a fake picture.