mcase
Compton, United States
Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leosmom
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
TriangularBanana
Houston, United States
Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
wtfmama
Hudson, United States
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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Jiinxx 8
I bet you're so incredibly proud.
xlord 27
at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys
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Dnigz13 4
Fyl? More like fml for your daughter she's the1 that decided to put super glue on her lips
SovietBarney 8
If anything, the daughter deserved it for being stupid.
zandalee 20
Harsh! Did u do nothing stupid when you were 17?!?
bnotverynice 2
Yea like go out and drink stay out late. Not be dumb enough to believe that you could use superglue as lipgloss. It's get own fault really.
zandalee 20
Yeah... Good point. Is pretty thick...
Jaxx66 21
Sure 40, I did stupid things. Like get too drunk, race cars (not while drunk, I wasn't THAT stupid) and I still played with my Furbies.
rockerlove2013 6
I think it was more of a peer pressure thing cause no one should be that stupid to really put super glue on their lips
Kiki242 19
I truly don't understand how she could fall for that.
Roguedork19 8
Some girls will do anything in the search for physical beauty.
kristat 14
I heard super glue lipgloss is a part of a new, extrememly successful weight loss program.
perdix 31
Tell your daughter if she stands in front of a mirror and says "gullible" over and over again, it will eventually sound like "green bears."
DerrickJames 33
We can't all be scientists.. We need our janitors and cashiers too!
doodlecloud 27
I don't want to trust someone this dumb with cleaning products or money and customer service...
mnvikes 7
Hey, at least you don't have to hear her talk for a while!
obviousboy 8
Someone raised an idiot.
perdix 31
Depending on which lips she glosses, it can be great birth control, too!
zandalee 20
Gross!! Lol
AznSamoan52 10
Now that's a very disturbing mental image............ (´･_･`)
dead_insects 18
Let's hope she did choose those lips... we don't need this shit-for-brains breeding...
sandinthewaves 5
Hahaha YES!! That's amazing.