mcase
Compton, United States
Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leosmom
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
TriangularBanana
Houston, United States
Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
wtfmama
Hudson, United States
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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Jiinxx 8
I bet you're so incredibly proud.
xlord 27
at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys
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AlexBblah 10
Lets just say she has catchy lips? I dont know soynds pretty painfull i cry all over super glue on my fingers
xXxIracebethxXx 14
The **** did I just read?
ManInTheMachine 20
First sentence= Horrible attempt at a pun. Soynds= Singing soybeans. Pretty painfull= attractively full of pain. I cry all over super glue on my fingers=...Yeah, I've got nothing. Where are Baustigt or Doc when you need 'em?
ImmaB3AST 7
Probably still face palming at the comment.
kimmi41509 10
I could understand maybe a 5 year old believing that but a 17 year old? I feel incredibly sorry for you and the rest of this girls future!
Alyssa_Mendez 4
Hence the reason this is an FML.
tony1891 22
so that's where the term "lip locking" came from?
zolziski 11
You raised this idiot.
Lasergut 7
Who... HONESTLY would think ANYTHING remotely like this is a GOOD idea. I was hoping people would at least THINK Before they act, but I guess I had set my expectations of the human race a few hundred thousand notches to high again.
BunBunBabe 8
Lmao, a few hundred thousand notches too high
BenL97 5
Hopefully she didn't attempt a duck face afterwards.
pdp_fml 21
Well, there is Super Glue Remover that is probably toxic. Or you could try water, that will eventually remove the Super Glue. Or try the emergency room. They will definitely know how to get it off. You could try to get some damages from your daughter's girl friend.
DKjazz 20
I don't think that'll fly in court.
MexicanTexasQtt 9
Nail polish remover? And A court will not reward the girl for stupidity. That will be thrown out faster than the trash.
poisonwolf 6
Really? You should google "The 10 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2011" and then rethink your post
ShyAnn29 15
How would you get that off your lips?
efrainelboricua 12
Run it under water till its soft enough to rub off
SovietBarney 8
I can only imagine what ******** would be like with the superglue...
dmblonde 13
And why would you even think to imagine that? Blow jobs would be completely impossible with her lips glued shut.
zandalee 20
Good point not so dmblonde!!
iTrumpet 7
Why would you post that When the mom is the OP???
Pandacupcakelove 26
*sigh* poor girl... I hope she learned her lesson! X)