Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
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inthemillions 0
Uhm. Nail polish remover?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
*simultaneously* Is it just me or is everyone thinking the sa- woah, that was weird o.o
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Comments (166)
Wheredidgrungego 12
Oh kids these days!
Exhausti 0
Dude, wanna do something fun?? Let's make pictures of Mohammed!!!
marriiee_fml 0
she can just scratch it off or use nail polish remover .. as if having ur webcam blocked is even that terrible in the first place.
khaya 9
A young freedom fighter, it all starts with " it wasn't all black ".
yuggi1 11
I'm beginning to wonder if nail polish wouldn't just mess up the lens more because it's alcohol. There are some precautions about cleansing lenses.
khaya 9
I think your daughter is very wise.
jrsgreenfire257 0
Thats racist no lie haha
L3Paparazzo 7
omg thank god she left the screen alone
KarinaLizeth18 5
like 5 said.. nail polish remover.. DERP!
Mimiroxxi 0
yeah but certain things you shouldn't put nail polish remover on, a laptop is one of them
iBanana 17
^^ Correct. Electronics and nail polish, don't mix. Especially camera lens'.
Pawned71 0
once your black you can never go back
KUSHaholic 0
T_T
atthegates 0
who cares...webcams are gay anyway
tattortotamus 0
144- hahaa that made me smile (:
rockonmyfriend 0
lol fail
VeeVengeance 0
good. she did you a nice favor so quit being a bitch
IStoleTheCookies 16
lol
Pokeemon 3
lol
TehFMLKing 0
lol
PeteyPablo12308 20
lol
chel325 2
ha
cheskiiie 0
lol Omgsh you must be pissed.
CaptinFalconKnig 6
I wouldn't be piss but upset and someone deserves a spanking
cheskiiie 0
I agree with the spanking part haha.
lmaoatall 6
she's a problem solver, problem solved.
inthemillions 0
Uhm. Nail polish remover?
GabbyCharityM 0
that's what I was thinking.
OddleKins 0
^ My thoughts as well... I doubt that the thing would get ruined if OP carefully used a Q-tip or something... It's not like OP has to drown the thing in a pool of Nail Polish remover for it to work... >_>
rebekahah 7
I was thinking the same thing.
unhappybitch 8
You are so cute.
RainbowHeadache 2
Remover can ruin the lens of it. It'll still work, it'll probably just be blurry.
OMG_N3RD 0
Samething I was thinking.
muffpuncher 0
as long as you use an acetone free nail polish remover the lens should be just fine.
notsocrazee 0
is it just me or is everyone thinking the same thing today...
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
*simultaneously* Is it just me or is everyone thinking the sa- woah, that was weird o.o
christa953 12
nail polish remover? or would that just make it worse?
franceypants 0
nail polish remover, DUH!
cjk_2011 0
awe at least she tried to help!
rewshrew 0
lol
ivanoff 0
you shouldn't be doing web **** any way!
Lexi_Luvz_Ya 0
win^^^
cod3rEd 2
yeah man that's what went through my head when I read this - ******* are for feeding not for loving
Snackbars 0
Now you need nail polish remover. 3 years ago you needed an abortion. Life's funny like that.
2010smhill2010 0
its ashame your mother should have had one #13
Snackbars 0
That made no sense. Try again.
oblio 0
your momma should have had one, too.
Snackbars 0
There we go. Much better.
SirEBC 7
Snackbars makes a good impression.
chammi 0
you're a ******* bitch. that was not amusing at ALL.
T3P33_fml 0
#66: "I THINK you're a ******* bitch and I THINK you're not funny at all". I found that rather funny, even if abortion takes out some of my fun time material.
a_cassie 4
haha 60, I didn't realize her name was snackbars so I thought you were just being random! :D
chammi 0
I didn't ask for your opinion and I don't need you correcting me either.
2010smhill2010 0
she did but it apparently didnt`t work
2010smhill2010 0
chammi go suck dick and die lovingly, 2010smhill2010
chammi 0
Sorry you must be talking about yourself. I don't suck dick sweetie. thanks for the offer though douche bag.
rosha267 21
And that's why you're still single
Sprocket 5
Ever hear of lesbians?
PassTheDutch 0
o man this was a good read lol. and she doesn't need to give ********, she can still ****.
sublime420 11
Eh. Closer to four
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Yes, closer to four, but not quite four. So three is the magic number :P