Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
EpicFail
United States
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
marbles
Late bloomer
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
nybaby
United States
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Anonymous
Don't worry dad
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
918boyz
United States
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
CaityLovesBo
United States
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
unappreciated husband
Pullman, United States
PMS
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Top comments
kyuubi1 14
yea the acne in her womb
llamarrama01 21
Maybe it's time to have a certain talk with her.
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Comments (115)
kyuubi1 14
yea the acne in her womb
Helpfulman 17
It does help regulate hormones but it wouldn't really affect acne that much...
SirAnon 13
84, you might be confusing the morning after pill with birth control.
BlockOfRedStone 25
Maybe the daughter mixed up Morning After pills with Birth Control pills? Maybe she heard that Birth Control prevents acne, and assumed that all pregnancy preventing pills get rid of acne? This needs a follow up
Helpfulman 17
Sorry about that, yes, I did get birth control and the morning after pill mixed up.
llamarrama01 21
Maybe it's time to have a certain talk with her.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
It appears a little late for that.
CoolCookie210 22
Plot twist: it's actually for her acne
euphoricness 28
Plot twist: the acne is on her belly making her look pregnant!
okaydisarray 17
50, if she's far enough along to look pregnant, it's way too late for the morning after pill...
Googolman 29
Plot twist: 42 and 50 are trolls.
Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13
Why is everybody down thumbing #49 /#50? Have a sense of humour, they were mere jokes.
toowie_fml 20
I really hope she meant birth control, but I doubt that's the case. Good luck OP
Nickb55 16
I don't think you're fully grasping the concept of this FML.
ostfaiz 18
morning after pills are actually emergency contraceptives!
tournamentdecide 33
I don't think you're grasping the concept of this comment. I think she meant she hopes OP's daughter meant she wanted normal birth control for her acne instead of morning after.
Almost_Positive 18
Birth control helps with acne. I have a friend that takes it for that purpose and that purpose only
toowie_fml 20
Yes #47 that's exactly what I meant
ostfaiz 18
Speak up..One2One
blushingrose 3
You can actually use it for acne...
vegetaftw 28
That's the contraceptive pill, not the morning after.
Akouseur 7
No you can't. You aren't supposed to take the morning after pill on a regular basis. That's why it's called EMERGENCY contraceptive.
CA4495 17
I am just going to take a wild guess and say she's lying it being for her acne.
JMichael 26
That or she truly believes it'll help with her acne. Kids these days don't have a lot of knowledge on those kinds of things.
cocacola999 27
My best friend in high school used to have a bad problem with acne. The idiotic things she tried, just because someone anonymous in an online forum recommended it...
princesspeachxox 18
I agree #8 I think she may have mistakenly thought morning after pill is the same as birth control which actually helps with acne... Maybe :p
jbgillas 5
Hey!
BadApple88 29
Obviously she thinks you were born yesterday
martin8337 36
But I'll bet you've been in town all day today.
sarah5745 41
She could actually think that it could help her acne, but I'm doubting it
martin8337 36
The pimple in her womb.
Stazza11 27
Hey #13 great job copying #1, come up with something original next time....
martin8337 36
OOOOOO , #24, I'm shaking in my boots , you got me running scared.
drivingmissdaisy 13
@33 that didn't even make any sense to say that. It's not like he threatened you.
martin8337 36
Ever hear of sarcasm?
atav 17
@81 Yeah, something you obviously don't know much about.
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
XD epic...fail.
Blahblahrasputin 3
If there's anything in her uterus other than sperm, it's too late for the morning after pill.
klenorris 15
lay the smack down on her.....
littleteapot 21
I bet you'd be an amazing parent.
2i1337i2iscore 13
Well, for all our sake, hopefully you got it for her.