mcase
Compton, United States
Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leosmom
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
TriangularBanana
Houston, United States
Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
wtfmama
Hudson, United States
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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Jiinxx 8
I bet you're so incredibly proud.
xlord 27
at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys
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Jiinxx 8
I bet you're so incredibly proud.
_duhastmich 11
I bet she was speechless when she found out it wasn't.
Synixia 6
Clever :P
zandalee 20
Oh no forever a duck-face!!
Gringe 1
Its the lip gloss that makes u shed wait! Also, since u cant talk guys wont know ur stupid enough to do something us dumb as... Lets say glue ur mouth shut
brewmasterg 34
**** It's, you, weight, you, can't, won't, you're, as, let's, your. WTF
zandalee 20
34- seriously who cares.
Alyssa_Mendez 4
32 - yeah because no one would be able to tell your lips are stuck together. Genius idea.
A83_fml 18
It also works as lube.
ManInTheMachine 20
37-Read the Commenting Policy. If the mods care enough to put 'TXT language and out of context comments are forbidden' then it matters. Honestly, why must we go through this so often?
_Oblivion_ 12
37, If your comment looks like complete horse shit then yes, alot of people care. We like to be able to read the comments people make. If some twat decides to write in a 'txt language' you will be achnolaged as an illiterate moron. Sit the **** down there's no arguement you can win with that comment.
adamsimpsona 4
Achnolaged.... Seriously. :/
adamsimpsona 4
Sit the **** down.
laurbear12 3
88- a lot*, acknowledged*, argument*... Wow
MrKrustyKrab 0
She probably thinks its another kind of "glue"
Tasha_D 9
This honestly made my day :) Would love to see this happen!
SamanthaCassieL 10
88.. I see your point- if your comment looks like an illiterate wrote it then yes, it's annoying. However, if you're gonna go on a rant about how people care and to rip someone a new one, please, spell your words correctly as you will just look like an idiot yourself.
YoshiMike13 4
#34 HAHA!! I was thinking the same exact thing!! That's funny!
_Oblivion_ 12
I admit I made a few mistakes myself. My point still stands though. Damn nearly checked it 3 times haha
unknown_user5566 27
1- If I were OP, I'd be proud, because her daughter just discovered the most effective way to shut teenage girls up. >:) And before all the "omgzz teens are SO not that bad!" comments start coming in, I'm only kidding around.
Judahsh 8
150-This is a dumb teen tho, ur comment need not be a joke
Zano23 9
Is your daughter a bit over weight by any chance? Lol maybe her friend told her it worked as a good lip gloss that helped you lose weight.
Riturz 4
It's probably a good thing that she stopped talking for a bit... obviously, there's some space for rent in that head and not enough room for thought. Sorry OP.
whogivesafuck88 10
Oh the horror!!!! "shudders"
MrNewbie 3
You would think the parents would have taught their daughter not to do that.
grace31297 14
Well no shit
399 41
Most likely is lol.
xlord 27
at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys
xlord 27
Or any girls O.o
racerapj 10
...from trying the "special" form of lip-gloss?
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
So I'm guessing your daughter is blonde
zandalee 20
Gosh what a predictable assumption. Blonde jokes are so 1998
APK2797 5
Thats wat i said
TourettesGuyFTW 26
The Human Centipede anyone?
zandalee 20
No God no! The cover alone of that film gave me nightmares!!
Inheritance 10
Technically no 2 because super glue drys fast. Therefore no boy or girl will stick to the lips.
Blondie0495 2
39- Why does she have to blonde to do something like that?!
killdozer1 2
Ive heard that superglue was first made for use in vietnam war as a way to quickly seal cuts. I guess that explains why it dries on skin almost instantly.
Riturz 4
53- gee, thanks for reminding me of that. Not like I needed sleep or anything anytime soon.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
No problem ^ , sleep is overrated anyway. To everyone else: I wasn't suggesting she do that, but merely that it was a possible risk!
glorialaura21 8
...or giving any blow jobs
399 41
So true #2 :).
spacemanspiff78 7
At least you won't have to listen to her obviously genius explanations.
astoryofroses 9
Silence is golden Duct tape is silver And superglue is shiny
biglittlehead 12
I want to thumb this up but it's at 79, so conflicted. :/
poisonwolf 6
To quote Ron White "that'll shut her up… for now"
PeteyPablo12308 20
I know a few people who should start glueing their mouths shut though.. Thanks for the idea OP.
jonnied23 20
I can't tell if your daughter is gullible or just dumb
dude1122332 9
Both.
DKjazz 20
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Both kind of go hand in hand...
BH1126 11
Dumb
onlychildFTW 34
It doesn't sound like that friend is very nice for doing that. She should know if the OPs daughter would have done it since they were friends.
tctheamazing 7
Daughters friend: TROLOLOLOL
softlikesunset 15
I can't imagine how painful it would be to try and get your lips apart after that.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Maybe being fed through a needle wouldn't be so bad.
Smashhoof 15
Not painful at all, if you wash off the superglue with acetone, commonly found in nail polish remover!
ImmaB3AST 7
Tell me your daughter's friend isn't 17 also...
Pandacupcakelove 26
Why would that matter?
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha, wtf?
ImmaB3AST 7
She could have a friend that's like 3. Haha Idk! Or maybe she has downs! Ya never know!
Awsumuzzie 12
Gosh, it irks me when I see so many retarded and irrelevant assumptions being thrown around. Why would OP's daughter have downs and OP just happens to forget that important detail?
ImmaB3AST 7
Ahh **** me. I read it wrong the whole time. I thought the daughter's friend was the one who did the glue thing for whatever reason. My mistake.
rockerlove2013 6
Us 17 year old girls lol and everyone thought that girls couldn't do stupid things like the boys can
Smokohauntas 3
104 - I've always thought both genders are stupid. Well... Humans in general.
RochelleRedvines 8
#104, No, I'm pretty sure everyone knew girls can do stupid things.
TehKritter 1
104 - 17 year old girls tend to be the dumbest at that age. I would know.... I was a 17 year old girl once. Thankfully I had more common sense then most of the girls I knew...
YoshiMike13 4
#108 i agree with you 100%. humans are just stupid in general. im surprised that im even in a relationship right now because idk how people like me cuz i just dislike what the human race has become.
Achall91 17
104 I'm pretty sure your the only one who thought that. And your comment is pretty stupid too. Or did you not know that teenage girls comments could get buried too?
rockerlove2013 6
155 I'm a 17 year old teenage girl and ik we do stupid stuff :) thanks for coming and have a nice day
cliffibom 15
That is one way to shut her up
Krirn 21
This situation is exactly where "Prove it" needs to be said.
sexaaydino 14
I wonder if she gets her dumb genes from her mother or her father?
brewmasterg 34
Idiocy transcends genetics.
melibear89 7
You obviously get your genes from a duck and snake by the looks of that nose.
mrshutcherson123 3
HAHAHAHAHAA. that was a good one
poetrywriter12 6
Hey, her comment may not have been the greatest but that is no reason to go down to the level of calling out features just to be the 'funny' person. Bravo. You've made yourself look like a righteous d***.
sexaaydino 14
#118 **** off and leave me alone fucktard
sexaaydino 14
Just leave me alone. My comment was a joke, no need to put me down and make fun of how I look. God.