leosmom
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TriangularBanana
Houston, United States
Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML
The Cat Tickler
Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML
hannah
Pranks should be outlawed
Today, someone held me down and rubbed ChapStick all over my lips. I have a condition which requires medicinal balm, otherwise my lips crack and bleed, and ChapStick makes it worse. I’m still waiting on the balm to arrive. FML
Anonymous
Cuyahoga Falls, United States
Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML
mcase
Compton, United States
Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
pinkblankets
United States
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
UnhappyLips
Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Our Lips Are Sealed!
Leeono 26
Great dieting idea though....
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Leeono 26
Great dieting idea though....
BurnInDemonFire 39
Now that's what I call a sticky situation! HA! **** you, PenguinPal3017! I got there first! You suck! Go cry in the corner!
PenguinPal3017 19
I can't believe you've done this.
srtrpk 6
You need a life as often as you’re on here man
BurnInDemonFire 39
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, srtrpk. And who says there's only one person using this account?
MamaChey 24
Logical guess, BurninDemonFire. Based on your response, it’s not likely that you have many friends...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Friends, acquaintances, colleagues... call them what you will, but I couldn't do what I do without them.
PenguinPal3017 19
I'm a well wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
acmariner99 25
I take it you’re speechless?
Charlie Given 28
Umm how do you confuse a glue stick for chap stick there not even close to the same size and couldn't ya smell it immediately a glue stick smells atrocious 🤔
WHSKitty4ever 23
My thoughts exactly!
ncparry 18
I’ve actually done this myself before. Burt’s Bees has a chapstick that is identical to certain glue sticks and almost the same size...
RichardPencil 32
Our Lips Are Sealed!
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
manb91uk 22
Well... At least you didn't use it instead of Vagisil
teaspoon04 15
I used cork grease once. Never kept a chapstick in my oboe case after that.
stevieb2685 8
Couldn’t be as bad as Jason Biggs’ character in American Pie when he used Super Glue instead of the lube! 😂😂🤣🤣
weaboo 12
Was it on purpose