mcase
Compton, United States
Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
leosmom
Today, I used a glue stick instead of my Carmex lip balm. FML
TriangularBanana
Houston, United States
Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
wtfmama
Hudson, United States
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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Jiinxx 8
I bet you're so incredibly proud.
xlord 27
at least you now know if she's been kissing any boys
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FlashBurn 13
Mmm... tasty. Well, look on the bright side. It shut her up for a while.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
All the boy keep laughin' Cause I'm lookin' like a fool.
melibear89 7
Her friend probably wanted to shut her up for awhile. I'm guessing your daughter doesn't know how to keep quite for a little bit. Your daughter by far is the dumbest child I've heard about so far. I feel sorry for you.
brad_west 1
Well, how did it work out?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Boys*
meccamputechture 4
the only lip gloss that helps you lose weight(:
missyfiona89 28
Truly American
mcbootybutts 11
So...I bet it was a nice quiet trip to the ER, huh?
rae_munchkin 6
If she's naive enough to believe that, I'd be worried what else she may fall for.
MischievousLoki 6
Guess she can't be able to talk her way out of it.