Today, I frantically finished a paper that I needed to complete before midnight about the competencies of my pharmacy school. When it came time to submit, I accidentally selected the file below my paper, which was my personal log of beer reviews and personal favorites. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter on an essay, I submitted it one minute before the deadline and felt like a genius. Later, I reopened the file and discovered I'd uploaded the rough draft instead of the final version. The last line ended with “fix this later,” which was not my finest academic work. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I handed in an internship assignment that I have been working on for months. Once submitted, a pop-up showed, stating the assignment was 100% plagiarized. What was it plagiarized from? A student paper. My own, to be more specific - the exact same paper I had uploaded seconds before. FML
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Just so long as you don't send your pharmacy school competence report to a beer review publication. Now that would be a truly boneheaded **** up.
egnur_mas 19
Maybe spend less time reviewing beers and more time on assignments? It sounds like your priorities are out of balance a bit.
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egnur_mas 19
Maybe spend less time reviewing beers and more time on assignments? It sounds like your priorities are out of balance a bit.
Dave_Davington 34
Just so long as you don't send your pharmacy school competence report to a beer review publication. Now that would be a truly boneheaded **** up.
metalmeow 13
I can relate. At the end of an anthropology class I'd absolutely loved, I finished polishing my final paper, cracked open a celebratory beer, and promptly sent my midterm paper (the file directly under my final paper in the folder) to the prof by accident. Life is a farce when you have ADHD.
RichardPencil 32
Alcohol is a drug. People throughout history have been using it to try to cure a wide variety of ills, but yours is probably the only pharmacy school to put it on the curriculum!
GhostFox 34
Put your schoolwork in a folder separate from leisure stuff.
Lobby_Bee 18
Alcohol solves a lot of problems, probably not medical problems, but still.
mekiswrite 21
I'm sure beer has SOME pharmaceutical purposes...
boopingsnoot 25
The alcohol kills germs! And helps stop the delerium tremens.
GhostFox 34
There has been research into using consumable alcohol as a treatment for chronic pain, but it's largely unreliable due to the side effects, addictive qualities, and the fact that the amount you would have to consume to control even moderate pain would cause alcohol poisoning in most patients.
jbuckets_404 39
Technically, alcohol IS a solution....
tonyfan00 38
Beer solves everything! You'll be praised for your paper I'm sure!!
Im_anonymousey 3
You might get bonus marks, your prof might have the same tastes in beer and think its actually pretty sweet you keep a list of the best beers. Who knows by the end of the year, you might be laughing over this with your prof while sampling an amazing beer off your list Keep your chin up. You'll do well. One small setback isn't going to ruin your education. =)