Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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jesse480 17
Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them
peacefully84 19
Sounds like a case for the Maury Povich show.
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Comments (241)
blvcklvnd69 14
and the next season of 15 and pregnant...
brittyboo123 35
15 is just way too young. She's going to have a VERY difficult life if she chooses to keep this baby. I'm not for abortion or adoption, but I hope you can have your daughter and the father of her child understand how important it is to be parents now (if they keep the child). Send them to parenting classes. I also hope you're not stuck raising the child.
imagineapc 11
I don't understand this. You say "if they keep the baby" but then say you are not for abortion or adoption. What is the other option?
monnanon 14
so 15 is way too young but 16, merely 12 months later is fine? as far as im concerned 15 years of age is a grey area because some people are physically and emotionally mature enough.
angelitared 27
Y'all are haters!!! God had given this girl the gift of life!!!! **** all y'all who can't see past your own selfishness!!
brittyboo123 35
Really now? Lol.
Zen_Mei 17
Oh shut up and go away
rosenkrieger223 24
What a great christian attitude and choice of words there.
freaknluvit 9
Anyone think maybe the girl's best friend is also a girl and she is stupid enough to not know she cant get pregnant by her??
fabs1171 23
My thoughts exactly!!
Cristianma 13
Dang I don't know what I would do if this happened to my daughter. All I can tell you is that one of them better start running.
xXNerrrdXx 16
Parenting....Fail
davincidasecond 24
64- kids at these age, even when taught right from wrong, do stupid shit like this. The daughter made the decision to have sex and get pregnant. It's not necessarily because of bad parenting as much as it's because of stupidity.
TheBrochure 22
#64 - I would say, "Parenting...win!" You would sooner stop a freight train than you would stop teenagers from having sex. Sure you can make it monumentally more difficult for them, but if they are both willing and wanting, they are crafty enough to find a way. What OP did here is far ahead of what we often hear about. OP didn't disown or kick the daughter out, he/she didn't seek to beat some sense into the partners, instead OP's intention is to sit down with them and walk them through the situation in a rational manner, now that they are in it.
rokolodo 10
Y? U have - negative comments. Your statement is totally correct. You should 10000 positive comments.
xXNerrrdXx 16
well i agree with both of you kindda, especially the one that said OP dealt right with it ,tho i still believe if you raise your kid well since begining till end they wont do that :p
simsgirlgem 25
well you explain to both boys parents and talk to both boys asking if one turns out to be the father will they be in the babies life I mean last thing you want is to end up on Maury
brandoneyez1 25
Drug stores now have Over the counter paternity tests... Just saying.
kat33_fml 7
I'm pretty sure that's only for when after the baby is born though. So they will have to wait at least a few more months.
BaraSkit07 12
"it's just a phase"
kernelkat 16
She chose her path.