Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
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Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
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Top comments
jesse480 17
Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them
peacefully84 19
Sounds like a case for the Maury Povich show.
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Comments (241)
twinkiefeets 17
Your daughter is a *****.
fancyturdhat 11
Is it fml because your daughter is a pregnant ****, or because her best friend is a female, and your daughter is dumber than a box if hair?
sugarysofalof 22
Teen pregnancy can be tough :/ Hope everything works out, OP.
EpicSquishii 21
72- She was talking about OP, tardcake
starsfan326 12
Damn. I want to make a smart ass comment about parenting but I don't know the situation of the matter and I feel like I shouldn't say anything mean lol
gameover18 17
I mean this as nicely as it can be said. Your daughter is a bit on the slutty side.
Sir_drink_alot 20
She isn't even old enough to be on 16 and pregnant.... FYL indeed
militarybrat 21
This just in. People dont stay 15 forever. Pregnancies last longer than a few months. So yes, she could, unless she JUST turned 15.
justmeCee 16
Time for the Maury Povich show...
why57why 21
Talk means pull out the shot gun and sit them down for a talk means get the baseball bat out for a good old fashioned knee cap breaking time
Eivana 37
Jeez. Kids these days seem to have absolutely no idea the gravity or seriousness of teen pregnancy...