Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
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Top comments
jesse480 17
Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them
peacefully84 19
Sounds like a case for the Maury Povich show.
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Comments (241)
nokaywhatever 5
Sounds like a situation I got myself into. I was certain who it would have been, but I was so young, I didn't want to be pregnant. Sorry about your daughter, OP.
dontgivafuk 9
*****
Miss_Stunshine 1
Children learn from their parents....
amifaiyaz 12
You should probably talk to her about being responsible with sex first...
Sinista_kittiz 4
God 15 years old? Damn
amisenho 11
121 - That's what 72 was talking about; OP (if he decides to show any mercy) will support his daughter and the new baby, but he didn't choose to take the risk getting a teen-aged girl pregnant out of wedlock. That was all his daughter and whoever's kid it is. In these situations, the parents of the pregnant teen usually end up taking care of the kid more often than the teen parent anyway. Coming from experience seeing a few close friends getting pregnant before they finished high school, that's how it went down every time; the fathers were hardly ever around, and the mothers had a miserable time taking care of their kids without their coincidentally-single moms to the financial rescue.
Angel_of_Night 10
Someone has been a busy girl...
FTWFMLFuckIt 7
sounds like ur daughter is a pure *****, OP sorry
Brak_Spaceman 19
Yikes
simplyej 0
Well, you shouldn't have raised a ****, but good for you for being willing to help your daughter out.
mcrfan45 10
And this ladies and gentlemen is why it is almost impossible for a straight boy and girl to be "friends"