Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
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Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
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jesse480 17
Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them
peacefully84 19
Sounds like a case for the Maury Povich show.
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Comments (241)
iamthunder 4
If that was my daughter she would be in a coma right about now
abeg157 14
Why don't you just get all three of them and talk about. Whoever is not the dad will be able to at least walk away that day w/o having to hear that from is own dad.
Huddisher 10
Welcome to 2013.
itsgen 16
****
SJParker 13
Or both. Surprise, your daughter's having twins.
Merylwen 24
If it's not too late for an abortion... then it's not too late.
langoustine_fml 10
I'm sorry how do you not have a better grasp on what's going on in your 15 year olds life. Especially if she's banging the 2 closest guys around her. Maybe instead of posting on the internet about your situation you could spend more time with your daughter and be a parent who's involved. Teen pregnancy happens, but as a parent of a 15 year old who's banging 2 guys without effective contraception, get the hell off your phone and meet with both those boys parents.
Shade1982 21
I seriously doubt you have kids, and even if you do, you probably know a bit less than you think. I'd wager a good amount of money the majority of the parents out there know considerably less about their children than you think... One of the biggest mistakes you can make as a parent is thinking you know everything. There will always be stuff in their lives they will simply not tell you and you will most likely never know about it either. Can you honestly say your parents knew EVERYTHING about you?
ughfmltears 12
I think she should have an abortion because she is a stupid teenager who isn't responsible enough to use protection of she's gonna be a ****!! Idk what caused you to not take better care of her but that doesn't matter anymore what truly matters is that you don't allow for an innocent child to be born to a person like your daughter and to NO dad!! Stop with the bullshit about it's not the babys fault so she shouldn't abort it!!! Exactly because it's not the babys daily should that baby not be brought to suffer to this world!! He/she will not be destined to a good life!!! Let your daughter have her fun getting all the Dick she wants without ******* guys in front of the child and doing all this other stupid shit... You she's gonna just stop loving everyones Dick and start being well behaved just cuz she's pregnant or when she has a kid!! If she gives birth it'll only get worst!!!
dontgivafuk 9
what a little *****. that's what happens when you ignore your kids up until something goes wrong. too late now. have fun with your *****-daughter...
PRItalian 4
Lets keep it simple, your daughter is a ho