Today, my 15 year-old just told me she's pregnant and she isn’t sure which guy she slept with is the dad. I can’t even deal with this, she's 15 so I’m sure sex is illegal at her age, plus which boyfriend? How many does she have? I’ve been sober for 26 years, but god I want a scotch right now. FML
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Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 17 year-old daughter texted me, “Mom I’m pregnat” Yes, exactly how you see it spelled. She’s a senior in high school. Oh, and she doesn’t know who the father is. FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML
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Jon Tessler 14
why would you think "sex is illegal" at her age? forget getting a drink of scotch, make sure she knows ALL OF HER OPTIONS, AND GET HER TO A DOCTOR ASAP.
It_gets_better 20
In the U.S each state has it's own "age of consent" (the age at which a person can legally decide to have sex.) The youngest age of consent is 16, so that's likely what OP is referring to by illegal.
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Jon Tessler 14
why would you think "sex is illegal" at her age? forget getting a drink of scotch, make sure she knows ALL OF HER OPTIONS, AND GET HER TO A DOCTOR ASAP.
It_gets_better 20
In the U.S each state has it's own "age of consent" (the age at which a person can legally decide to have sex.) The youngest age of consent is 16, so that's likely what OP is referring to by illegal.
docdann 3
In most states 15 is under the age of consent regardless the age of the other party
Anzubar007 4
YDI bud, that's a parenting failure on your behalf.
D J's MOM 17
blame social media. just watch for 5 min. most of the girls are dressed like hos, twerking and just generally nasty like it's 'cool' hard for parents to compete with that.
tzecco 2
Time for an abortion~