Today, my 17 year-old daughter texted me, “Mom I’m pregnat” Yes, exactly how you see it spelled. She’s a senior in high school. Oh, and she doesn’t know who the father is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Here’s to hoping that the spelling error was just due to nerves/emotions. But god help you with paternity..
cuz803 46
Shame on you, America for banning the right to an abortion.
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Here’s to hoping that the spelling error was just due to nerves/emotions. But god help you with paternity..
cuz803 46
Shame on you, America for banning the right to an abortion.
dreams2383 20
all because someone gets pregnant at 17 doesn't mean they need to get an abortion or their life is over. she had unprotected sex and babies come from that. my mom was 16 when she had me.
cuz803 46
That's not an appropriate setting to have kids and it's most of the time a financial and mentally crippling experience. I understand what you're saying but the mom's child is not ready to be a mom and it's not fair for the mom to deal with the burden of raising a child that is not hers.
Vesi 30
Who says it was unprotected? I got knocked up at 16 *through* a condom. It did not break so I'm assuming a pinhole we did not know was there. If I was not already 16 weeks by the time we found out, I would have aborted. I was not ready to be a parent. And yes, it absolutely *does* crush futures for young people.
RichardPencil 32
We didn't ban abortion nationwide (yet). It's just banned in the territories that have succumbed to fascism. We do have some free states where people still have rights that are still as strong as their right to have AR-15s.
RichardPencil 32
Just find the guy at her school who can spell pregnant and you've got your man!
dreams2383 20
try to get a paternity test and she's gonna grow up real quick
Taurus_ChicKa 37
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Wow... you raised a loose idiot. I hope you're not planning on supporting her financially. She made her bed, she can lie in it.