Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
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Top comments
jesse480 17
Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them
peacefully84 19
Sounds like a case for the Maury Povich show.
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Comments (241)
joopjoop 19
at least she has an idea who the father is? it could have been worse if she said "well i was at this party and got super drunk so it could have been any of the 10 guys there"
agie_95 4
My mom would probably punch me if I was positive. She'd probably choke me if I didn't know who the father was.
Kauphy 12
When it's planned and the parents are present and have the ability to support said baby then yes, it's a great joy. When the mother is a fifteen year old who doesn't care enough to use protection or to have sex with someone they're at least dating, it's not a good thing. The baby is going to have a tough life as is the mother.
xs4u 13
ur daughter= stupid *****
kidsgotastinky 11
God Bless America
sushi314 12
Please, please let her get the abortion.
chantellylace6 6
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Jonomon1 12
I'm sorry but this is just sad
prettywiccan 2
what if she just had a threesome
natheitz 23
Is her best friend a girl or a guy?